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	[quote name="Jhoh Creexul (custom software)"](8:59:27 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: A former soldier who handed a discarded shotgun in to police faces at least five years imprisonment for "doing his duty". Paul Clarke, 27, was found guilty of possessing a firearm at Guildford Crown Court on Tuesday – after finding the gun and handing it personally to police officers on March 20 this year. (9:00:49 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: hahaaha what?? (9:01:17 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: That's in England. :( (9:02:14 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: wow :-( (9:02:26 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: It's illegal to have a knife with a blade longer than 3 inches also. (9:02:56 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: so if they get warrants for everybody's kitchen they'll ALL be arrested (9:03:08 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: In fact they have like these big ass public bins on streets that say GET A LIFE BIN YOUR KNIFE that you're just supposed to take knives you have and put them in there so they can be destroyed. (9:03:12 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Yes. (9:03:22 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: The entire country is on the verge of being arrested for making dinner. (9:03:27 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: hahahahaha (9:03:51 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: But guns are especially banned in England, like super hardcore apparently. (9:04:06 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: I think because they don't want to be like America. (9:04:12 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: With school shootings or whatever. (9:04:19 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: yeah but what was the guy supposed to do? he immediately took it to police :-( (9:04:20 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Which ended up leading to a ton of stabbings and knife crimes. (9:04:23 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: So they banned knives too. (9:04:32 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Now they banned katanas because people started using those instead. (9:04:36 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: haha yeah :-( (9:04:46 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Next they just ban people's hands. :( (9:04:47 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: hahahaha first knives then katanas :-( (9:04:54 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: hahaha yes :-( (9:04:56 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: THEY GOT DAT ALL ASS BAKWIDS[/quote]