Forum Overview :: Beer, Curry and Vomit :: Our new liquor store.

[quote name="Jhoh Creexul (custom software)"]Our dinky side street connects directly to a major road, and right at the corner of the intersection of the major road and the next major road is a dinky liquor store with a gigantic banner hanging from their sign that says LOWEST LIQUOR PRICES ALLOWABLE BY THE STATE. We declared that this was our new liquor store to go get tore up etc. Unfortunately I have wasted the potential of this place and bought like 5 Mike's <b>Extra Hard</b> Lemonades that are like 16 oz cans with 8% alcohawl, BOY THEY WERE GOOD I just need a 14 year old girl to ply them on. Now that we own a house, Jso and I actually have separate bedrooms for the first times in our entire lives, which is a nice step up from when we moved into the apartment which was the first time we ever actually slept in different beds for the first time in our entire lives. Anyway so I could fuck a girl in my own personal private bedroom. WELP BETTER GO MAKE SOME FACEBOOK FRIENDS No but really the liquor store, it's really small, and smacked right next to a video store that is actually 10 times more ghetto and cheap. Half the store is the "front" where the normal games and DVDs are, but they're spaced out so far apart, the selection is totally dinky, probably because none of their normal movies get rented. There were probably only 100 movies in this section. The rest of the store is behind the back door leading into the porn section which probably has like 1,000 or so DVDs of really skanky gross unwatchable shit. They probably take food stamps for rentals somehow.[/quote]