Forum Overview :: Mass Effect :: I thought I came pretty close with Dr. Chakwas

[quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]<img src="http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/13379/539948-dk_large.jpg"> Yeah she was a little bit older but she was also about the least annoying person on that ship. I think she first noticed me at the very beginning when she was nagging the rookie (the one who dies on his first time out SPOILER) to settle down and not be so gung-ho about the whole space marine thing. Now the normal sane thing for someone to do in my position would have been to give the kid the 24th century equivalent of a fist pound (something with tongues?) and tell the good doctor to make like a mass drive and LIGHTEN UP. But instead I turn to the rookie and I'm like "hey slow down there sonny boy, there'll be plenty of action for you at bath time 8)" which is the kind of thing chicks love because it establishes dominance. Then later we were all alone in sickbay and I asked her Personal Question, and she launched into this whole SPIEL about how she became a doctor because she likes strapping young boys (like me) with huge piercing eyes (like I have) and sensitive souls (sure why not). I honestly thought she was going to just start ploughing me then and there, like the next words out of her mouth were going to be something about giving me a lolipop and then I would suck on her lolipop or however female doctors molest you. But then it was my turn to talk again and all the big bad Cmdr. Shepherd could say was "I should go now." WTF?!? If I wanted to have that conversation I could talk to one of the several woman in the real world!! Well I couldn't but that's kinda my point. Mass Effect blows.[/quote]