Caltrops - No Stairway to Heaven





	[quote name="Quétinbec"]I am pooling my housing allowance with three others here for total of $3500 a week. Our plan has worked too well and now we can't find a place that costs even close to that much. In a country where 20% of the population live like kings! Imagine not being able to spend enough money. You can't, but I'm living it. The current thinking is to find a palatial estate with a landlord who will report $3500/week to our handlers, but will actually charge us $2000 + $500 kickback to him for the lie. That leaves us $1000/week extra to split four ways, while living in a place literally too large to hold only four guys. I'm a genius for discovering this country while you lot scrimp and save for your next car payment. When I'm flying through traffic lights in my rented Porsche, I'll try not to think of how bad that must make Fussbett feel, with his life's crowning achievement getting older each month in his driveway (Audi). Speaking of Canadians, the fat one and I are no longer going out. This has made things awkward as all of us only ever eat regularly in three or four places, and all work in the same place. I've fucked other Western girls when out of country, and what I like about them once you get past their size and inherent laziness is they're not interested in a lot of foreplay. I think it's to do with being the type of person who can pack up and move to a foreign country for six months. They're interested in getting on with life, having fun, not sticking around and trying to make a bad situation better. The fat Canadian was an exception, insisting on foreplay and cuddling like an American. You poor fucks have no idea how bad you have it. While it's an embarrassment to date an Asian there's no question their approach to a fuck is superior. I found myself dredging up old porn memories while trying to stay interest through her incessant whining. Eventually I ran out of those and thought of girls I'd seen during the day. This is hard to do here! Most of the girls are fully covered, and while it's easy to imagine they're striking underneath their wraps, after a while you need something concrete to go on. I tried imagining her thin, but that just depressed me as I felt I'd been cheated by getting her after those days were long past. Fat people know they're fat so there's no need to point it out as the reason you're no longer interested. Instead I began insisting that she pay for her own meals when we went out, and even her own drinks! Hahaha! I felt bad about this but reminded myself she's fat and deserves it for continuing to eat like a pig even though she was dating me. When nothing else worked I just stopped returning her calls for a week until she got the message.[/quote]