Forum Overview :: Tales of the Sword Coast :: Re: QB you need to get IM.

[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Zsenitan"] AAAAAAAAAaaaaaahahahaha. You refused me, a paragon among all humanity, who wanted you for exactly the kind of relationship you like best (no strings attached, you are the uke, all on my dime) and now look what you've sunk to. Surrounded by the same whores you mocked Koba for failing to fuck, you're tucking in with the safest possible woman EVER INVENTED. [/quote] Who the fuck are you? She's 26 and has spent 3 years teaching retarded Arab children in the Middle East. That said, the thing with fat people is that you kind of forget they're fat when they're sitting down, and I'd only really talked to her sitting down at bars before that date. So when we met again for that date, my face was kind of plainly "Oh fuck! You're fat as hell!". She has a pretty face in spite of all the fat, though. It's remarkable. And I saw from her Canadian driving licence that when she was thin, she was fucking gorgeous. Way out of my league. She's also got blonde hair and blue eyes and I've never fucked someone with those things. But she's fat, man. You can't get around that. I told her I liked her but that I didn't really want to trust those feelings right now because I think they could be exaggerated by my loneliness. Hahahaha! At the time, that didn't sound like an awful thing to say, but it sounds pretty bad in retrospect. I haven't heard from her since :([/quote]