Forum Overview :: The Knuckle Shuffle :: This bitch is just asking for it.

[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Zsenitan"] Nobody said anything about an open mind. You've concocted yet another reason to throw a dramatic fit all over nothing like the big pink diva you are.[/quote] You don't need to say it. It was in "girl code", which is what normal people call "reading between the lines". You think open-mindedness is a product of intelligence, and want to express open-mindedness by getting on the faggot bandwagon. A completely open mind is a completely empty mind. You need to meet more hippies. Most shit that isn't popular sucks, for instance, all the shit you pretend to love for the sake of being different. [quote name="Zsenitan"] Kinks are usually limitations and handicaps, if they are genuine kinks as opposed to mere sport for shocking masturbation. You would know this if you were actually open-minded, but as usual, you think the whole spectrum of normal human behavior is strictly delimited by your miserable skull.[/quote] Whereas Zseni, from the safety of her hovel, has a totally objective view of normal human behaviour. This is important because, to compensate for her fatness, she feels obliged to do the opposite of anything normal. How soon after you marry someone you meet on WoW will you give it up and start listening to U2 again? 6 months? [quote name="Zsenitan"] clearly you've never once seen any porn made in the last 20 years. It is all at least 90% fake lesbian porn by volume. [/quote] And I don't wank to it. I don't have any lesbian porn. To me, it's pointless and unnatural. If I started posting lesbian pictures, you could call me a piece of shit. [quote name="Zsenitan"][quote name="Quétinbec"]you're just lonely.[/quote] Yes, I am this. Excruciatingly so. Unlike you, however, it's for a good reason: I'm much smarter than nearly anyone else, so finding genuine companionship is a trial. [/quote] You guys are so fucking full of shit. Fabio can't get a girl because the largest city in the US <i>sucks</i>, you can't get a guy because you're <i>too smart</i>, and Fussbett takes it for granted that <i>12 y/o's</i> will be happier than him. At least ICJ has the balls to blame himself when his girl leaves. You're scum and if you won't face up to it, I hope you all suffer. You deserve to. Here's some feedback about why guys don't like you from me, a guy who doesn't like you. Besides being fat (which is a huge part of it. If you were skinny and average looking, I'd let you off the hook for most of the other stuff. Life IS that simple and cruel, BTW. No amount of obscure Norwegian death metal will change that.) your house is a pigsty, and you've got <i>no</i> confidence. The intelligence you go on about would <i>maybe</i> be worth a damn if you were an engineer or lawyer and could put it to use, but you work for UPS. If your intelligence exists, it's as useless as tits on a bull. You're no better off flogging it to me than your cooking skills. They're both overhyped, minor league personal qualities. [quote name="Zsenitan"][quote name="Quétinbec"]You'd get on better with people.[/quote] Why would I want to do this? [/quote] Because when a person gets boring, you can punch them and they become interesting again. When a computer game gets boring, you turn it off and feel lonely. You're at an age now, though, where like Fussbett and probably Fabio, we can consider you stuck in your ways and write you off as a loser. "Why would I want to get on better with people?" asks the lonely girl. "I'm intelligent." *Cries*[/quote]