Forum Overview :: Rants :: Re: It's Chosen, my cowardly anonymous friend!

[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="I need clarification"][quote name="Quétinbec"]Unlike the motion of fucking, the <i>motion</i> of wanking isn't pleasurable.[/quote] This is only true of people who hate their dicks and show it who is boss by refusing to use lotion.[/quote] I have an uncircumsized penis. As God intended, the sensitive part of my dick is naturally protected from constant chaffing by a foreskin. My dick is sensitized. It means sex feels better for me than it does for you. You'll never know how much better it feels with a sensitized dick, but you can imagine. It's like having an armpit taped to your dick. The foreskin also acts as a natuarl lubricant. I can wank at any time by rubbing the forskin over the ridge of my knob. I've never had to use lubricant. There have been instances where my dick's swollen up because of excessive maturbation, but we're talking about 4-5 wanks daily and it doesn't usually swell up until long after the wank. I'll wake up, take a piss, and my dick will be twice as wide as normal and I'll be like, "Oh yeah. I wanked myself off five times yesterday." It's not painful unless I touch it. [/quote]