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You really took me to task for SF4. I should've never revealed I like video gam
[quote name="Fussbett"][quote name="Quétinbec"]There are probably four girls I could propose to right now who would marry me. Have you ever even had one?[/quote] Yeah, boy is it hard to make girls want to get married! Put that in your "special skills" column right under wanks. You've got all the basics mastered, congrats. Let's talk about these four girls. Irene, the crazy gypsy, and I wonder who the other two peaches are? [quote][quote name="Fussbett"] Not trying to be mean, I just wanted to establish that what you and I call jobs are different, because you're still very far from being an adult. We'll see how the regret shakes out, for sure. It's like we're making a Long Bet with our lives here. You're going with the "rely on Dad" plan, and it's served you well so far, but I'm on a different track. [/quote] You're off the fucking rails! Your life is going nowhere. A 10% raise and a pat on the back is the best you can look forward to. You got suckered into that stupid shit and now you're stuck and getting pissy at me because I didn't made the same mistake. It's only gonna get worse for you too, because you're only gonna get further locked in, but you'll deal with it like everyone else: by pretending the grass isn't really greener on my side. Well, my grass is green as fuck.[/quote] Your riff on the train analogy doesn't work if you want me to be the straightlaced salaryman to your Jeremiah Johnson. I should be the one ON the boring train tracks going in only one direction while you're in a convertible, zipping around free as a bird (or as a convertible). With that corrected (you fucking retard), let me remind you of this: At any point, anyone with a job can suddenly use savings (or borrow off a family member for the authentic QB experience) to travel the third world. Normally people call this a vacation and limit it to a brief time because they're not stupid, but it's not hard to stay until debt. In fact it's easy. Just like wanking and getting an ugly asian pregnant, is not a skill unique to you. So now that we've established that anyone can do what you do so proudly, can you do what everyone else does? No, you can only fetch McDonald's. Haha oh wait, no, you got fired from that too. And that was the job you fled to after getting cry-fired from a job that your Dad arranged for you! Fuuuuuck that is sad. [quote][quote name="Fussbett"]Next question: have you ever had a girlfriend AND a job at the same time? [/quote] Anyone with a job can get a girlfriend, you clueless bastard. Try getting a girlfriend without a job and money. Have YOU ever done that? Because that was my situation 75% of the time and I still pulled through. That's game. Your life is one long boring cake walk.[/quote] I was talking about the time commitment, not the ability. Of course you've never had a girlfriend and anything more than a part time job at the same time. That would cut into your daily schedule of squash and living with your parents. [quote]No one is falling for your 'time saving' bullshit, so don't ask me to imagine shit. I'd rather spend five hours doing something fun than one hour torturing myself jogging so I can later spend four hours playing poker and SF4. [/quote] Four hours of drinking and gambling with friends and then playing SF4 is a great night. You're goddamn crazy or have no friends if you'd trade that for community basketball with strangers. [quote]you've also said you miss playing [basketball][/quote] ...with friends, yeah. And you seized on it! "I've got Fussbett now! He misses basketball! I'll drive to the hoop of his life's mistakes with my advice about having no friends and no jobs and all the time in the world!" [quote]Hiding from a <i>shit</i> life - one that you've accepted without looking for alternatives. Nice work. Tell me about all the interesting day to day challenges of living in Toronto![/quote] Challenges! This is your immaturity speaking, where you imagine that your life of fucking up and fucking off is full of challenges. You feel like a hero after harrowing stories of Indians trying to rip you off but really it comes down to being worried about spending too much money. Big deal. Here's a Toronto challenge: get a job. You can't do it. Afford your own place in a first world city? You can't do it. Have friends? But people don't like you! Invest in a future? Nope, too difficult. Someone might ask you about CSS or your lack of a high school diploma and then the tears will start. You've already said that after Bahrain you plan to travel again (surprise, you're so unpredictable and wild) and then eventually put a down payment on a house and "become a proper member of society" (your words). So don't pretend like you're above it, you're just incapable of doing it right now. You're way behind, and you're anxious about it so out of thin air you attack jogging with your misdirected impotent gayrage. (Note to self: use "gayrage" again when you want to insult someone's garage.) [quote][quote name="Fussbett"] Look at you, the proud endless tourist, always peering at the lives of others from safe distances and with safe time limits before you're off to waste more time somewhere else. [/quote] I look pretty cool! Look at you, the sad endless resident[/quote] Haha I DO reside, it's true! [quote]Except he doesn't have a lawn - he rents a tiny Toronto apartment.[/quote] It's a townhouse with a lawn! But are you really attacking city living now? Because that's something a faggot hippie might do. [quote][quote name="Fussbett"] I don't normal indulge you this much, but there's nothing else happening on Caltrops right now. Consider it a favour. [/quote] I consider it a pain in the ass. You have terrible advice.[/quote] You consider it a pain the ass, but your replies get longer and longer. I never give you advice, the favour is that I'm allowing you the podium to say your crazy piece. And look at all the people you're trolling with your dumb views as a result. That's thanks to me, pal.[/quote]