Caltrops - Rants





	[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="I need clarification"] This does sound like fun but you don't need to put on stupid shorts or sweats to do it. For example, you could disagree with one of your friends about a movie and then call him a faggot. Same result, less fuss. [/quote] Take some time to laugh at the fat guy who recommends talking about movies instead of playing basketball <i>because it's less fuss</i>! It's exercize, fatboy. It's ALL fuss! [quote name="I need clarification"] But most of your posts describe a life of sitting in a room sewing and crying and wanking, interrupted only by scraping together enough cash (asking mum and dad) for a plane ticket and begging Irene to fuck you when you get home. [/quote] Well I don't feel the need to come in here and post about the normal things I do, for instance, last night going to the flim 'Moon' by David Bowie's Son, Zowie, at a film festival. Zowie has a PhD in philosphy. David gave him $6 million dollars and he made a science fiction movie with it. Spoilers The evil Korean moon mining corporation holds 1000 cloned American workers in suspended animation on the moon and terminates them at the end of their three year contract to save the cost of paying actual workers. Was that as good for you as it was for me? [quote name="I need clarification"] I don't think you know what "high probability" is. High probability is that you'll be home before three months from Bahrain. High probability is you won't fuck anyone there, but you'll blame it on some sort of moral quandary about your maid, plus people lied to you about your job, plus the whole country is fucked, plus whatever other shit. High probability (in all seriousness) is that you'll fuck Irene again and eventually admit to yourself that she's your girlfriend. Low probability is you'll fuck a beautiful European girl (and getting fucked by her in the form of stealing your Sansa MP3 player isn't the same thing). [/quote] I'm not saying there's a high probability I'm going to pull a beautiful girl honestly. Maybe in Georgia. I'm saying there's a high probability if I spend half an hour walking around a whore district in Bucharest, I will find a beautiful prostitute and I will fuck her. That's a reasonably easy thing to do and I will probably pull it off. [quote name="I need clarification"][quote name="Quétinbec"]Your life sucks.[/quote] Are you kidding? Just last night my son started using pronouns ("I" instead of his name) in sentences. [/quote] Nigger, in a month I'll have <i>200 Arab motherfuckers</i> using pronouns instead of their names.[/quote]