Forum Overview :: Rants :: Re: I don't need to be told how to fuck a girl. That's my science.

[quote name="up with pod people"]so mffe and I were both right -- other-men-suck bluster and bizarre accusations of (shy!) Americanness are the defensive tactics. how disappointing! I thought you might throw me a curveball, but baseball isn't your team sport I suppose. no natural height advantage and you're a better catcher than pitcher. [quote name="Quétinbec"]I only prefer girls to be motionless ... when in a mood for that kind of thing... if motionlessness gets me off and she's CONSTANTLY motionless, I wouldn't last 2 minutes, let alone 30... My fucks don't hinge on a girl being motionless. That's just something I like every once and a while. I'm aware it's freakish and I only bring it up with girls I'm very comfortable with (or prostitutes). A motionless girl allows you to conjure up a range of different fantasies...[/quote] so... how you say? you <i>prefer motionlessness</i>. glad we cleared that up. [quote name="Quétinbec"]Also, I work about 5 core positions, not "a few".[/quote] OH WELL THEN, GAMECHANGER you of course chose the weakest, most earnestly supportive comments to address, since all the rest were too close to the bone. but there was a kernel of interest despite your cowardly evasion: [quote name="Quétinbec"]What the fuck are you thinking? I don't fuck a whore for 30 minutes for her sake or for my sake. That's a totally different situation. If I was sober when it was happening, I'd say I do it to get my money's worth, but the reality is I'm usually too drunk to make it happen any sooner. I don't know how long those fucks take but pimps make me feel like they're going on forever.[/quote] oh my shit that is even worse. so you reserve the pleasure of the precisely timed, pre-planned to excuse poor performance fuck for people you <i>aren't</i> paying? please, start giving them money to thank them for their endurance. in your words: [quote name="Quétinbec"]The point of a 30 minute fuck is to feel confident enough that if she hasn't cum by that point, I feel I've done my best and can cum without remorse. If I had my way, the fucks would last 15 minutes. I don't usually get much out of them past that point, but I've had situations where girls came very late in the fuck.[/quote] here are things that should be choreographed: <ul><li>train schedules</li><li>ballet recitals</li><li>matriculations</li></ul> note that sex is not on the list. you are spending so much time on your pre-emptive defense and Five Precise Positions that you miss the entire point of sex: everybody has a good time. you should be having so much fun you don't notice what goddamn time it is. <i>and yet I cannot even argue with this course of action because with you bad sex is a virtual guarantee.</i> [quote name="Quétinbec"]If I'd given up at 15 minutes, that wouldn't have happened. And you can say, "THEY WERE FAKING!!!" all you want, but as I said, I don't date girls like that. We often have a little debrief after the fuck where I get bitched out for being selfish or whatever. A girl who bitches me out for not getting her off isn't going to fake it or she'd look two faced.[/quote] you are so out of your little-league here it's a little hard to see where to start. a woman stupid enough to fuck you more than once will try multiple tactics: she will try suggestions, she will try faking to bolster that frightfully obvious insecurity of yours, she will try faking to MAKE IT STOP, she will try bitching. eventually she will get sick of you unless she is Irene Wong, at which point she will decide that her payment for enduring your relentless dull penetrations is a fat little infant to smack for crying.[/quote]