Caltrops - Rants





	[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="up with pod people"]if you like, I can poll a community of women to back me up, but really you should just trust me: <i>your partners are faking orgasms to get you to fucking stop</i>. [/quote] Apparently, American girls are too frightened to tell you when the fuck isn't working for them and instead lie by pretending to have cum. I don't date Americans or pussies, so that's not something I worry about. If my girls don't cum, they complain, and I don't feel guilty because they were fucked for 30 minutes and that's all you can ask of a person. You can talk about quality not quantity all you want, but the same fuck that hasn't worked on one girl has made another cum 10 times. Most girls cum most of the time as a result of my fucks, and that's good enough for me. [quote name="up with pod people"] here is what sex should do: make everybody come. a half hour of repetitive banging is about as likely to do that for a woman as a thorough elbow sucking, with the added bonuses of boredom and chafing. [/quote] I've noticed older women prefer to keep things short and take any change of position as an opportunity to re-slather their cunt. Perhaps you shouldn't offer your 15 minute fuck as general advice and instead understand that as you age, you won't be able to keep it up like you used to. A lot of people are fucking longer than me and having a great time. I used to feel brave for taking a stand and cumming at around the 30 minutes mark regardless of my partner's progress. Now, you're making me feel brave for making it that far. [quote name="up with pod people"] of course you will never fuck anyone with the sense to teach you some tricks, so you will continue to think you are one hott half-hour horseyride. it is tragic.[/quote] What can a girl teach me that I carry forward with me to my next fuck? Some crappy new position, maybe? If a girl does a cool new thing <i>to</i> me, I can react to that, but I can't repeat that action with a new girl without giving the new girl complicated instructions on what SHE'S supposed to do. When would that EVER work? It's always better to work subtle variations on the staple positions and if something extraordinary happens, great, but don't make a mess of things by trying to bottle it for repetition later. [/quote]