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[quote name="Jerry Whorebach, leading navelgazer"]I used to take my mom's dog jogging. I didn't like the running so much but I loved the dog, and it was really the only chance he got to stretch his legs. We'd go out for an hour every night - after midnight when the streets were empty, so he wouldn't have to wear his muzzle and I wouldn't have to see anyone - and do five or six miles. We had to give him up about four years ago, and since then I've gained eighty pounds. Happy ending![/quote]