Forum Overview :: Rants :: Constant crying isn't a trademark of people who win a lot.

[quote name="Fussbett"][quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Fussbett"][quote name="Quétinbec"] [quote]Tennis, squash, basketball, and indoor soccer. Problem solved. Life improved. [/quote] That's the after school itinerary of an 12-year-old. [/quote][/quote] That's right, and when 12 year olds are having more fun than you, you know you've made some bad life choices. [/quote] Of course 12 year olds are having more fun than me. Of course! They're children and I'm an adult with a job (well, sometimes). Only someone like Daddy's Little Loser has time to play four after school sports -- except you don't even have school! Your only time demand is 3 wanks. Fuck, will you be able to fit one more wank in before indoor cricket starts?! Ack, the stress! When you're in Bahrain with your first real job, speaking English for a living, you too will notice you have to budget your time to accommodate all the wanks and cries. Incidentally you also have time for so much structured leisure activity because you don't have friends or a girlfriend. But yeah, brag about all the people you meet at the community centre. [quote][quote name="Fussbett"] Also I'd crush you in tennis.[/quote] Tennis is a piece of cake.[/quote] That's what someone says right before getting crushed. Here's the part of a previous post that you imagined but didn't actually happen: HEY, WHAT'S SQUASH? SOME SORT OF SPORT? I'M AN ALIEN SO I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR CULTURE. PLEASE TELL ME OF THIS "SQUAAA-SHUHH" [quote]In squash, because you're sharing the same side of the court as the opposition, you're settings screens and boxing guys out in addition to worrying about ball placement, and you're shooting balls off multiple walls like pinball, AND the ball has quarter the bounce of a tennis ball, so you can't slow squash down to your speed; it's full throttle or 3 hit rallys. Doctors advise patients with heart conditions <i>against</i> playing squash and recommend they playing tennis instead. Tennis is to squash what netball is to basketball.[/quote][/quote]