Caltrops - The Knuckle Shuffle





	[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="I need clarification"]Our nanny is ridiculously hot. Much hotter than anyone you're going to hire in Bahrain, and I've managed not to fuck her even once.[/quote] No surprises there, but I'll ask what we're all thinking: does your wife know you wank to the nanny? Because secrets like those grow darker by the day. The seeds of INC's infidelity sprout into a handful of tissues. [quote name="I need clarification"]You might argue that it's because I'm married, and that's true, but I'm also an emotional adult capable of acting on my sexual urges without the aid of prostitutes or landlords, which you don't have going for you so it evens out. [/quote] I say you couldn't fuck the nanny but even if you could, you wouldn't yet, so you do the next best thing which is play up her hotness and make a song and dance about your "restraint" in not fucking her. How would a guy who's afraid to watch a whore documentary in front of his wife get away with hiring a "hot" nanny? Maybe she's hot relative to your wife, but that's a fucked baseline. The only reason I'm able to say the fuck of my future maid would be a sure thing is because we'd be living alone together in a crazy country and she almost certainly couldn't find anyone better than me and I'd order her to watch movies with me and I'd do the dishes <i>with</i> her. I would blur the lines. None of those things apply to you and your maid. My fuck is a sure thing; your fuck is a secret wank fantasy. [quote name="I need clarification"] You seem to have the sort of charm that works well on bottom-rung girls, and who is more bottom-rung than Filipinos?.[/quote] That charm is called being white. You have an Asian for a wife, so don't pretend to be unfamiliar with it. The further I go, the whiter I get. It's great.[/quote]