Caltrops - Resident Evil 4





	[quote name="Fussbett"][quote name="Rafiki"]Yes, the end dialogue was hilariously gay. LEON: PHEW WE'RE SAFE! ASHLEY: How about we work some overtime when we get back. LEON: NO THANKS, IT'S ALL IN A DAY'S WORK FOR AN ASS-POUNDING FAGGOT LIKE ME. LEON: Hey Hunnigan, wanna fuck even though I just turned down nailing the <b>PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER</b> because I'm probably a closet homo?[/quote] HUNNINGAN: No, you're still on duty! <i>(Psh, how many times have I heard THAT before? -Fussbett)</i> LEON: STORY OF MY LIFE! [MWAH Mwah mwah!!! -sad muffled trumpets] audience laughs, fade to black Adding to your list I like the cemetary in the thunder storm (though it was brief it was upsetting), the two chainsaw women "boss" section of the second Ganados camp (if you chose that path), the outdoor beartrap dynamite fight, and the dump truck bed ride. Also the final boss! I'm sure Capcom is expecting us to say that the jet ski escape was also a highlight, but they are wrong. It's a poor man's Halo 1 warthog escape. In my displeasure list I'd only put the second (or if you chose the right path, THIRD) El Gigante fight. Hell, I hated the first Gigante fight. It's an impressive looking and varied boss, so I understand why Capcom thinks it's good, but I hated fighting him. <b>My weapons choices:</b> Handgun/Blacktail: upgraded to like 1.4 and 13 capacity, I sold the Punisher right away, unimpressed by the 0.9, regardless of piercing ability. I never went to the Red9, and instead bought the Blacktail which I nearly maxxed out in firepower, put capacity to 18 and even bumped up the firing speed a bit. Rifle/Semi-Auto: The rifle was my first purchase, upgraded to 6.0 before switching to the semi-auto and upgrading that slowly to like 12.0. I never bought the second scope for either, and still don't know how it makes things better, but I presume just bigger, which is lame for the loss of space. I didn't upgrade the capacity in the rifles at all. TMP: upgraded this to 1.0 firepower and by the end of the game, 150 bullets, at which point it's a real monster. I also bought the stock for this gun, but the damage to my hit ratio was hard to erase. Lots of fun, this weapon. Shotgun/Striker: I upgrade the first shotgun a LOT, and was kind of upset about this choice when I realized I could've just held out for the next gun. You get a lot of money back for selling an upgraded weapon, but I'm sure I lost a lot of PESETAS in this deal. I wouldn't upgrade the first shotgun so much if I played the game again. As a result, I skipped buying the Riot Gun, as it was a downgrade from my boomstick. All I care about is firepower. I finally switched when the Striker became available, and at first it's spread shot felt very weak, and my first priority was maxxing out the firepower again, followed by the firing speed. This gun helped me a lot with the bosses, especially the end boss because you can be pretty sloppy when your shots cover half the screen. Broken Butterfly: bought this as soon as I came across Magnum ammo in the game. I hate seeing unusable ammo in my inventory. I upgraded it to 20.0 firepower, I believe, but really didn't use it that much and never bought the semi-auto version. Basically an emergency weapon only. I never upgraded the reload speed on any weapon, always relying on another gun in my stash to cover me in the event of an empty clip. Rocketlauncher: Like buying a Get Out of Jail Free card, I had one in my inventory almost all the time, and used it liberally. My girlfriend asked if this was cheating when she'd see me kill Salazar in ONE SHOT, and I explained that rich people are more likely to exchange money for convenience, because time is more important to them than PESETAS. As such, when I can afford a 30,000 PTAS boss killer, I'd be stupid NOT to buy it.[/quote]