Forum Overview :: Mac Hall Complaints Department :: Are you new to english? The golf scene was great

[quote name="bombMexico"]What kind of inhuman monster tries to cheat on <i>every single hole</i>? Goldfingers unheard of levels of canasta cheating, tolerating the presence of Koreans, he was the ultimate villain. Bond later fucks the gay out of some dyke. Three stars! I paid 12-15 dollars for this flimsy novella with the awesomely embarrassing pulp cover. They aren't doing me any favors sitting on the bookshelf, they attract scorn that i can't do anything about because i know its deserved. How much easier (and cheaper) would life be with an audiobook? I don't think i'll ever know, these retarded covers are pretty great. From Russia With Love - actual spy novel with minimum hokey shit, good stuff. Live and Let Die - Reservation over reading a book written in the 19??'s featuring black characters was right on <i>'sho 'nuff</i>. I walked away from this knowing for absolute fact Fleming fucking hates black people, Jesus. And Mr. Big doesn't get injected with helium and explode like in the movie >:( Casino Royale - Even if i liked cards I wouldn't need to know this much, but if you could handle it in the movie then this was entertaining. Octopussy, Living Daylights, View to Kill, Quantum of fucking Solace - The short(er) stories are in one or two collections, some are ok. I liked the one where he spent pages moaning over having to change over from his normal ladies gun to something less feminine after he almost gets himself killed fumbling with it. Dr No - <img src="http://images.contentreserve.com/ImageType-100/0887-1/%7B6AFBCD30-15D5-4CFC-87F4-4D80E42A9FEC%7DImg100.jpg"> Hard to see how i could go wrong. Some <a href="http://bullyscomics.blogspot.com/2008/05/for-your-eyes-only-recent-book-cover.html">maniac</a> has a collection of Bond covers, offensiveness varies by the year.[/quote]