Forum Overview :: Peter Molyneux's The Movies :: I saw this through no fault of my own.

[quote name="Quétinbec"]Old robots have beards and canes, and I couldn't tell what the fuck was going on or who anyone was despite Tranformers being my favourite cartoon as a kid. The Smithsonian Air and Space Museum they visit looks awesome though. Go to that instead. Spike's girlfriend is a beautiful mechanic girl. They did some close ups of her thighs to tease me, so I thought when I got back from the movie, I should google a couple of her pictures and masturbate. I only wanked to her pictures for about 5 seconds before moving on to other things, though, and when I came later, it was over a girl who wasn't even white, so I don't think Megan Fox made much of an impression on me. I had to wank to be sure, though. I'm reminded of the game I'm playing at the moment called Need for Speed Underground, which is set in a world where cars are really important and if you drive them well, beautiful mechanic girls fall in love with you. You start off with MERELY a black girl loving you, and then as your driving improves, a white girl with tattoos loves you, and finally (I'm guessing because I haven't finished yet), your half Asian boss loves you. She's already said to me, "You're undercover. You're in deep, which is where I want you." and then they did a close up of her bright red lips, so I like my chances! The cutscenes are filmed in HD. I watched the Planet Earth series on HD, but this the first time I've seen humans in HD. They do close ups of the different parts of each girl between races to try and arouse you towards them and inspire you to keep playing. During one of these close ups, I noticed my half Asian boss has hairs on her thighs! Her real name is Maggy Q.[/quote]