Forum Overview :: The Knuckle Shuffle :: You're not half as sad as you deserve to be.

[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Chairman Mao"] I'm ACTUALLY an unattractive white guy. [/quote] [quote name="Chairman Mao"] I'll admit, I'm not the man I used to be. [/quote] [quote name="Chairman Mao"] Boring. [/quote] [quote name="Chairman Mao"] I "spilt the beans" because I know you hate it. [/quote] You spilt the beans because you're a shameless depressive who only half realizes how badly the world sees him and needs me to clue him in on the rest, which I'm politely trying to do. [quote name="Chairman Mao"] Your buttons are astoundingly easy to push. [/quote] Here's what it takes to push my buttons: 30 million broken down middle aged Western men preying on a billion self loathing Asian girls half their age. That's not <i>easy</i>. That's something that's grown slowly over the last 40 years until it's reached a point now where, thanks to losers like you, there's such a stigma about relationships with Asian girls that they're completely unmarriageable in any Western country to any self-respecting man. They've become completely played out, and consequently these poor girls are left choosing between Western garbage like you or equally self-loathing Asian men. It's sad, and it's one of my "buttons". [quote name="Chairman Mao"] This call to arms among the rest of Caltrops that you have demanded has yet to materialize. I said the last three years are fuzzy, but I do remember that Caltrops as a unit takes orders from no one. [/quote] Times have changed. Without BDR's presence and with other regulars growing old, this place was overrun by Mysterios. We call the shots now. You'll see guys like Fussbett snooping about saying witty things occasionally. We don't have a problem with that, but don't be fooled that this tolerance means the OG have any real power. I wasn't asking for people to come and make fun of you in this thread because I expected they'd feel guilty poking fun at a depressive; I was asking them to think worse of you for your depression, and now, also, for your Chinese girlfriend (who is the result of your depression and your ugly appearance). And I'm sure they do think worse of you for those things. [quote name="Chairman Mao"] I don't have to explain anything to you. "I don't believe you!" you cry, but the fact is, you can't afford not to. [/quote] I tried to have a civil conversation with you but your shame kept your from opening up. The shame means that on some level, you're aware you're taking advantage of this poor girl. The world hates you for it, and you hate yourself, but not enough in my opinion and that's what I wanted to talk to you about. You're won't get away with dating a Chinese girl and you don't deserve to, but I am slightly sympathetic and I wanted to see if we could perhaps mitigate your shame by considering what else it is you offer this girl, say, in terms of money or entertainment (seeing as you've already admitted your ugliness and I can't see any trace of a happy personality). I wanted to find out what's left for this poor girl but you're too ashamed to tell me.[/quote]