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[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Chairman Mao"] No, <i>I'm</i> going to fuck the shit out of my ACTUAL Chinese girlfriend who is hot and I'm ACTUALLY an unattractive white guy. [/quote] You just zinged yourself in the foot, motherfucker. Whether you pick up on it or not, the world sees your relationship for what it is and you're not getting away with anything. Can you believe the nerve of this fat motherfucker talking to me about meaningful relationships earlier?! Let the record show I hated this guy before he spilt the beans. This isn't some prejudice I brought to the table after the fact. This guy is spot on the profile of the ugly white guy that goes for pretty Asian girls, and he's got a lot of fucking explaining to do. What do you do for a living? Here's what I remember about you: you did an arts degree, felt stupid, and then went back for a science degree. Where do you live? How much younger is your girlfriend? What does she do for a living? Where did you meet her? How good is her English? How long have you been together?[/quote]