Caltrops - Peter Molyneux's The Movies





	[quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"][quote name="bombMexico"]No joke, i'd also like some character development in that "Jerry Whoreboch" character. He was great at first but lately he keeps hitting the same note over and over, thats lazy writing folks.[/quote] Plus, everyone knows that character death is always temporary. They're bringing back Captain America, the Blue Beetle and Betty Ross, and that's just this summer. If Jerry does hang himself, he'll be written back in before our holiday tie-in with the <a href="http://thehappycube.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=hackjobjohnny">Doom Patrol</a>. [quote]Then we're agreed in something, which is going to make it all the more sweeter when i win this big contest and win an autographed picture of her and then send you a picture how much i'm enjoying it.[/quote] Very well. The 5:00PM deadline thing is almost definitely Pacific Time, so feel free to wait until the last minute. It's gonna be fine. [quote][quote name="dana"]Slate movie contest. The Transformers franchise is based on a line of Hasbro toys and their tie-in cartoon. Looking back at the toys of your youth, can you come up with a title and tag line for a summer blockbuster? (For example: My Little Pony: Reign of Buttercup Sprinkles.) Send entries to slatemovies@gmail.com with the words "contest submission" in the subject line. I'll accept submissions until 5 p.m. Tuesday, June 30, and publish the results late next week. Give it a shot; you couldn't do worse than Michael Bay.[/quote] I stared at this thing for five minutes trying to honestly come up with anything that wasn't the most cliched thing in the universe. Pretty discouraging and stupid, but maybe i need a girl who challenges me? [/quote][/quote] You've played it pretty loose with your own origin, but I'll assume at least part of you was alive during the 80s. Possibly a kidney, maybe a lung, definitely whatever wrinkle in your brain that makes top-posting acceptable. The good news is that you've got the entirety of entertainment to pick from, since people were bored out of their fucking skulls until about 1981. I think the only way to lose here is to choose the Transformers (your loss would be especially humiliating if you submit the tagline "Revenge of the Fallen," therefore being the one entry that is by definition not better than Michael Bay) or My Little Pony (taken, obv, and she strip-mined it for comedy). She does just say "your youth," however, so I guess you can pretend to have grown up during the 1880s and submit something witty about those bicycles with the giant front wheel. Good luck, grampa! ICJ[/quote]