Forum Overview :: A Mind Forever Voyaging :: Beating the beatin'

[quote name="Mysterio"]Night before an important meeting, I'm keen as mustard for a wank, but I don't want to be in the meeting wondering if my loss for words was caused by bad karma/God's punishment/slumping self esteem from fresh wanks. I don't want to have that shit on my mind. I don't want to feel like I deserve to fail. I cannot jerk off... <i>but how</i>? Here's how: <b>whenever you feel lonely and horny, take a piss.</b> So many nights I'd reduce my water intake in the build up for my third wank to avoid taking a 'mood killing' piss, but I never for a second considered the use of piss as a preventive measure, yet there it was, staring me right in the face! To me, piss just meant another 5 minutes watching music videos waiting for my dick to dry, but used wisely, I think it can be much more. I actually thought up this piss plan in the shower, so I haven't properly killed a wank with it yet. I'll let you know how it goes after I attempt to fight one off later tonight. [/quote]