Forum Overview :: Peter Molyneux's The Movies :: By tomorrow, I won't have wanked for 7 days.

[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="laudablepuss"][quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="laudablepuss"]I didn't ask for any 5 wanks and I made no promises. You should go talk to that ator laudablepuss and see if he'll help you out. I hope Xan isn't this confused.[/quote] I'm quite put out by this. He used your name and you didn't clearly indicate he was an ATOR so you still bear some responsibility. It won't be the same, but you'll have to tell me whatever internet dating stories you have. If you don't have any, then you'll have to ask around. This is still on your head. [/quote] Hey, I was interested in what he was going to say. But it turns out he's a zombie, hungering for FIVE WANKS *DROOL*. Which is also pretty great.[/quote] I have a fuck on Thursday so I'm saving sperm for that, but my main reason for staying wank-free is ridiculous: my fate's being decided at the moment in a way that's now outside my control and I don't want to anger any Gods in case they exist and can influence my fate. I'm not joking. I'm a little bit religious sometimes. And it's silly because I know as soon as I hear any news, good or bad, I'm gonna start wanking again, and surely God(s) would be aware of that. Even so, and even though the whole thing is a ridiculous mental disorder, I think this week's sacrifice counts as a sign of good faith.[/quote]