Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: 13-year-old UK boy did not knock up his babysitter after all.

[quote name="Last"]<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5345999/Alfie-Patten-13-is-not-babys-father-test-shows.html">Congratulations on your new lease on life, Alfie Patten!</a> [quote name="Actual father, Tyler Baker"]I am terrified of fatherhood, and you can print that.[/quote][/quote]