Forum Overview :: No Stairway to Heaven :: eine kleine rapemusik

[quote name="up with pod people"]so yeah the people who introduced me to my Scary Bands were the white trash kid neighbours who backed on to our acre of BC property. they were slightly older than my brother and I and also introduced us to: - the "make the rooster try and rape the hen" game - the "chase the trashy sister, pretending you are stopping her from running away to be a hooker" game - the "make pretend spaceship cockpits out of piles of sod" game (this was AWESOME) - the "hide while drunken father goes on screaming tirade, looking for one of his kids to beat with a piece of wood" game - the "watching me pee" game - trashdaddy's enormous hustler collection! the lasting result of this darkling behaviour? I love comic book porn. I always skipped past the naked ladies -- completely incomprehensible -- and read the ridiculous serials, often science fiction, all 4-colour hilarity with exposed-boob spacesuits, inevitably lusty crowds of male aliens, and evil overlords with inexplicable body parts. but Zseni's reports are familiar: the one time I was talking to someone for agoraphobia, was that therapist <i>interested</i> in the naughty white trash family. and the nastiest thing was that an 8 year old watched me pee! hell, I was no more than 6. everyone watches you pee when you're a kid. it had absolutely nothing to do with how I became an insane hermit for years. I should have invented a gang just to see the look on his face. all in all it was really awesome we got the fuck out of that neighbourhood before I hit puberty, but you'll take my comic book porn from my cold, dead hands.[/quote]