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	[quote name="bombMexico"]My brother and i are in our 20's, both born in Michigan. He is an absolute cunt of a bastard, has no job and lives with me. If i was on semi-popular 70's game show To Tell The Truth you would pick me out of a lineup as Jhoh Creexul and i would leap across the podium and start strangling so you can imagine why he hasn't come up. <table font color=#000000><tr><td><img src="http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/ArtIsGreat/avatar-body.png"> ArtIsGreat (bombMexico)</td><td> <img src="http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/artsucks/avatar-body.png"> artsucks (bombBrazil)</td><td></td></tr></table> I try not to take his Live ID name personally, but then i do anyway :( My brother isn't blonde, goatee'd or Bart Simpson, in fact <i>I don't think he even owns a blue shirt!</i> It looks like maybe the fastest character he could crank out after NXE forced him to. Newer games wouldn't let the second player just be nameless player2 over co-op anymore, it wants a name and face and lots of fun logging in. Guitar Hero is a nightmare of loading and saving every person, normal shooter type games are much more tolerable. The PS3 does this much better by not bothering, i believe it keeps its HOME faggotry separate. Extra awesome is co-op Resistance Fall of Man, i play super soldier Nathan Hale and get interrupted every 5 minutes by a cutscene telling me how awesome i am while he plays NAMELESS BLACK GUY who is never mentioned or even put into the background of the cutscenes. This is even better if you are a horrible racist, which we are :) ANYWAYS he can't go to the trouble of changing the login id when he boots up a single player game, it defaults to me. This means I get all his sweet, sweet achievements, but it also means i get blamed when one of you retards lets him into your Fable game, turn off the safeties and he immediately starts raping your wife. I haven't played the game but i'm assuming this is accurate? Not to say the behavior is necessarily beyond me (you have 3 wives and you can't spare one?!) but I would probably wait until you left the room or something. If we were having gay wrestling matches on the sofa he wouldn't even bother to muffle his fists with a pillow, like he didn't care if he got caught (these are the marks of a madman).[/quote]