Forum Overview :: Enter the Matrix :: Re: I think I contacted the Cables

[quote name="Fortinbras"]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HEY MAN WANT TO CYBER? Stranger: LOL Stranger: man??? You: Y/N Stranger: you are a queer? You: I'll be whatever you want me to be, sugar daddy You: SO HOW ABOUT IT Stranger: mmmmm ....are you into bestiality? You: Sure! HERE, I'LL START. Stranger: roger that poppa joe! =D You: You have just come back from a hard day at the golf course. Your hair is on fire. I am wearing a scarf and driving a minivan. I am touching my penis with a muffin tin. Suddenly a rival BEAR comes in and begins throwing up EVERYWHERE. You: What do you do now?! You: HELLO?! You: The bear has KILLED me! Now I am both gay AND dead, is this erotic for you?! You: HEL:LOOOOO? Your conversational parter has disconnected.[/quote]