Forum Overview :: Rants :: hobos - Texas style

[quote name="bombMexico"]They come in three (?!?!?) kinds with varying levels of success. I've never lived in a village or a commune or whatever where you walk to your local deli within hobo groping distance so I can guess that this would be more of an issue than just driving by them all the time, but still. HUNGRY, PLEASE HELP - will always get money, just not very much. Chips don't cost that much pal. Loses points (points are dollars) for unoriginality GIRL HOBO - is a girl, immediately shoots her into dollar bill range as change would be unseemly. Pigtails are adorable despite the age, and the stick with money bag on end just makes the entire transaction painless and eye contact free, a plus for all you Ray of Light!s out there. I WON'T LIE I NEED BUDWEISER - As refreshing as the honesty is, if i'm not getting some kind of savior high from throwing quarters at people there's little point. Although he gets the least of my cash, he is my favorite. The back of his Budweiser sign is the same, except it says Miller! For different market demographics! I'm sure he has it all charted out, and he is usually pretty pleased with himself and maybe a little drunk so he must know what he's doing. [/quote]