Forum Overview :: Earthbound :: You've really found my weak spot! If only I could find yours. :(

[quote name="I need clarification"]Is it the gay thing? Being poor? Sewing shorts for guys (have you even realized you've become the sweatshop worker you've planned on exploiting your whole life)? I agreed at the time with Irene about your eventual career as a guitarist/surf instructor on some touristy beach in Southeast Asia. It seemed like the kind of life a guy like you would profess to loathe like so much gay sex or being fired from a job your dad got you, but let's be honest: you're too stupid to avoid these things even by accident. The Cables are more socially viable than you and are also younger and shorter. Shorter! Are you trying to throw off every sociological study of the past 30 years singlehandedly? You're a disgrace to white people everywhere, QB. Everywhere. So I'm departing from Reeny's predictions of the desperately relaxed beach bum and going back to dead in an alley, either by AIDS or knife wound. But I do have a question for you: when you're having a wank session with Irene, do the zits on her pancake face make her look even more like a full moon, or are you too busy connecting them into interesting constellations/animal shapes?[/quote]