Caltrops - Earthbound





	[quote name="Quétinbec"]Bear in mind that as a younger more handsome man than INC, you'd be in a position to demand an open marriage as a stay-at-home Father. Those conditions would help you with some of the difficulties caused by her ugliness, and they help her too, because unless she's crazy rich, she's not gonna be able to completely buy her way out of a face and body like hers. She's gonna have to cough up AND bend the rules. Make that clear. As a Jew who looks like a Homer Simpson, INC settled for <i>just</i> the money; you need to have a bit more pride in yourself because at the end of that day, that's what she's paying for. Lost pride. Remind her of it every time you bite your lip introducing her to friends; every time you have to avoid shops with bright fluorescent lights that'd fully expose your manfaced, middle-aged, overweight Asian wife to the world. INC hasn't said how much he had to be paid, but I'd say $US3 million upfront with no strings and I'm counting on you to be desperate enough to undercut me by a few million so I don't look too cheap. [/quote]