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[quote name="Mischief Maker"][quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Gay Excuses"][quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Mysterious Stranger"]Gay military dongs AND shapely lady legs? [/quote] I've explained many times the conditions under which that wank occured. It's not a fantasy I have. [/quote] But notice how no one cares? Take that as a life lesson. It's hard to give excuses about orgasms from gayness. [/quote] In my experience, it's easy to give excuses but it's especially hard for faggots to accept them. Are you MM? I believe that MM is homosexual.[/quote] Not that you think I'm gay. <FONT color=red>W</FONT><FONT color=orange>H</FONT><FONT color=yellow>A</FONT><FONT color=green>T</FONT><FONT color=blue>E</FONT><FONT color=purple>V</FONT><FONT color=red>E</FONT><FONT color=orange>R</FONT>. You wouldn't be the first caltrops poster lusting after my mischievous lovin' and hating themselves for it. (Hi Zseni!) It's that you think I wrote such a lame-ass post. If I were to accuse you of being gay, I wouldn't resort to schoolyard-quality "you jerked off to a man once, no takebacks! No takebacks!" I'd do something more like this: [quote name="Mischief Maker"][quote name="Quentin Beck"]Excellent. We'll just put a picture of your brother by the bed, then. [/quote] Who's "we?" Have you and your landlord negotiated a more mutually satisfactory lease?[/quote][/quote]