Forum Overview :: ZZT :: This is getting boring, go post more pix (especially of your dick.)

[quote name="Zsenitan"][quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Zsenitan"]Right, it's a fantasy that you are helpless to stop. [/quote] How about this then: very rarely when I'm on my third or forth wank, to mix things up, I'll fantasize about being in the girl's position. I find it's not something I enjoy though, so I quickly go back to pretending to fuck the girl. ... Firstly, I never pay for dinner. That's an American thing. Secondly, almost all the girl's I've dated have treated me worse than I treated them (with the exception of my current GF) and they did almost nothing to create happiness except fuck me, which was usually something I also had to initiate. And by treated me worse, I don't mean 'made shitty scrambled eggs' or 'had a crappy taste in movies', I mean smashed my shit, and stole from me, and ruined special occasions to test my love, and didn't clean their asshole after a shit. [/quote] I like how you carefully cut the parts about women being raped or abused or anything like that hey those don't even matter because one time a girl stole your iPod and didn't wipe. Your proposed hazards are basically financial, which means that Daddy and Mommy paid for them. How <i>orfully tragic</i> they are, and how brave you are to endure them. Anyway you admit that you don't pay for dinner and that you're an unenjoyable fuck. We already know that you're skint and unemployable and you are gleefully self-absorbed. You are misused by the women in your life (tee hee I stole your iPod = abuse to QB The Pussy) because you are a dick who deserves it, not because there is anything wrong with the women. The principle is not unlike your sandwich theory of fatness. [quote]Your genes don't force pies down your throat. [/quote] You don't <i>know</i> that. [quote][quote name="Zsenitan"] Meanwhile, you will not fuck a fatty, nor marry an East Asian. (Apparently you will marry a fatty if she is wealthy enough.) [/quote] I'd probably marry anyone if they were wealthy enough and this theory's being put to the test because the girl I'm dating now has a big head, pimples, hairy legs, and seems a bit slow but has parents worth at least $US15 million. I'll let you know how that goes![/quote] I hope it is as good as shacktown thousandaires. The setup so far is awesome (he thinks he is doing a young rich Asian girl a favor; what she thinks is irrelevant because her parents have already selected her husband. I am only wondering if she gets bored first, or if the 'rents have you killed, or if they just give you a shit job that makes you look so awesomely dull and low-class that your lady friend jumps ship willingly.) [quote]Fuck you. You weren't complaining about big issues like social status and bigotry! You were complaining about crappy breakfasts, shitty movies, and bad breath. You think these things are so bad that you'd rather be jerked off by a blob than have to deal with a man. That makes you either a lesbian, or a weak, whiny pussy.[/quote] Manipulative AND entitled? [/quote]