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	[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Mysterious Stranger"]Gay military dongs AND shapely lady legs? [/quote] I've explained many times the conditions under which that wank occured. It's not a fantasy I have. [quote name="Mysterious Stranger"] I'm excoriably ugly, as you must know, having seen my picture. [/quote] I can't remember if you're ugly. Like most people, I only looked long enough to see you were fat and then wrote you off. [quote name="Mysterious Stranger"] I look like a model of Jabba The Hut flown too close to the sun. On the other hand my vicious ugliness is pure genetic accident; [/quote] It's no accident. You're fat becaus you're lazy, greedy, and lack self control. You can blame ugly features on chance but not your weight. If you weren't fat, even with poor features, you'd have the potential to look average, and if you're smart and rich, that's usually enough. You deserve your ugliness. [quote name="Mysterious Stranger"] everyone else in my family is good looking. [/quote] Excellent. We'll just put a picture of your brother by the bed, then. [quote name="Mysterious Stranger"]I designed - unconsciously - a method of garnering all of the rewards of sex with none of the risks [/quote] Yeah, they call that masturbation. You fantasize about getting a hand job. [quote name="Mysterious Stranger"] no chance of being tied to the bedpost or photographed while you sleep, no having to put up with bad breath or awful taste in movies, no appallingly nasty scrambled eggs in the AM, no need to even dress up in the first place, no chance of insufficient anything at all on anyone's part. [/quote] Fucking pussy, lazy, cowardly, whiney, American piece of shit bitch. THE RISKS!!!! THE RISKS!!!! You're the reason men are turning to Asia. You fucking suck. Fuck you![/quote]