Forum Overview :: Trauma Center: Second Opinion :: I don't think there's anything wrong with my liver.

[quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]I'm pretty sure my doctor only ordered the test because I messed up my urine sample and didn't tell anyone. The chief urine officer at the hospital gave me a bunch of instructions about starting and stopping the stream, but it was too complicated and I wasn't paying that much attention ANYWAY so I forgot everything by the time I got in the collection room and just used my best judgment (NOT A STRENGTH). Anyway I totally caved on not taking off my pants for the ultrasound. But I want to say it wasn't my fault because the technician was so charming and <u>tanned</u> (possible side effect of ultrasonic radiation?). Near the end of the exam she asked me in a sultry whorish voice to slide my towel down so she could look at my bladder, which just HAPPENED to involve rubbing gel on my swimsuit area. The requisition didn't say anything about a bladder, that must have been something she came up with on her own. As lame pretenses go I give it 4/10 :([/quote]