binary badger wrote:

Ordering Etiquette

Now that have rid ourselves of moronic late-comers, thieving non-goons, and those who have henceforth been banned for being a no-show, we must now set forth the ground rules of my SA Eats meet. I shall explain said rules.


Starter Selection

-Starters may be chosen from the menu only. Even if you are the son of the chef and know of an off special item (maybe a tasty seasonal treat or local favorite). You may not order it.

-No two goons may order the same item. Items with different sauces will be considered the same and the second order shall henceforth be declaired to be null and void. You must choose something else.

-Order of ordering priority shall be myself first and then by reg date (with special exemptions to be made by myself and other SA Eaters)

-There shall be no sharing of starters; this is to be considered gauche. It also a great way to be inducted to the hall of lame.

-Ordering a starter is maniditory. Failure to order will result in me ordering you a starter, which YOU will pay for. You must eat it or face humiliation on the forums.

Ordering of main course

-Order of main course selection shall be based on the decending order of last reply. Any non-quality posts (thread shitting) shall be determined to be grounds for a lower priority of ordering. The staff will also be informed that you are to be served last.


-You should have 2 or 3 Ideas of main course shall be before hand. You have 30 seconds to place the entire order or I will cut you off with my airhorn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [my emphasis and punctuation -Jhoh]. If you continue after the horn you will be excluded from any further eat meets and I will flame you like a well done fillet magnon.

Desert

-Desert is manditory, leaving befofre the final course will result in you being placed in the hall of lame.

-Ordering priority shall be determined by the promptness of your arrival multiplied by a number that I choose based on the degree with which I am satisfied with your company and comportment.


Post Dinner

-Having plans after a meet is gauche. It shows us that the Eat Meet, and to a lesser extent the somethingawful forums, are not your first priority. We want true goons and not a bunch of strangers posing as goons in order to enjoy such an experience. However, if it determined that the evening has been satisfactorily concluded, you may feel to discuss the notion of doing something with strangers. If it is to be felt that this is not a good way to end the evening, I will call you a cab at your expense. Any crying will result in some forums trouble and a possible tenure in the hall of lame (I might have to create and addendum to the legend for this offence).