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by Jerry Whorebach 04/29/2008, 10:41pm PDT |
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So here are some Duke Nukem ideas I came up with while ringing Nürburg over... and over... and over again.
1. At least one entire level where Duke is shrunk to tiny size, a la The Incredible Shrinking Man. "That's the second-biggest pussy I've ever seen!"
2. A football stadium where Duke has to rush around saving cheerleaders from alien abduction, a la Defender. Just like Defender, the ones he can't save come back with a vengeance. "When I said I wanted you to eat my asshole, this isn't what I had in mind!"
3. Duke bumrushes the stage at an intergalactic rock concert. The band keeps on playing as angry alien ticketholders start to riot. Duke kicks their asses between verses of Born to be Wild, making all the three-titted astro-groupies cream.
But, y'know, forklift puzzles sound good too. |
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The GTA4 line at Gamestop. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/28/2008, 11:39pm PDT 
Futureshop by Fussbett 04/28/2008, 11:53pm PDT
That's the stark blinding difference between Canada and America. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/28/2008, 11:57pm PDT
Re: Futureshop by Fussbett 04/29/2008, 1:02am PDT
Thanks Raife. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/29/2008, 1:21am PDT
No, not the video game. Nice truck! NT by Mischief Maker 04/29/2008, 9:26am PDT
Outside Roman's shop/station. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/29/2008, 3:25am PDT
So even in video games strangers give the Cables free stuff?!?! by Fussbett 04/29/2008, 5:14am PDT
Re: So even in video games strangers give the Cables free stuff?!?! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/29/2008, 5:17am PDT
Sounds like the best game ever (not really) by Jerry Whorebach 04/29/2008, 7:54am PDT
Yeah that's really neat, enjoy Fozra Motorboring. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/29/2008, 8:14am PDT
Maybe I will, John. Maybe I will... NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/29/2008, 8:43am PDT
Not nearly as much as we'll be enjoying GTA4 of course. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/29/2008, 8:59am PDT
"Borza 2" would've been a better zinger. by Fussbett 04/29/2008, 11:14am PDT
This description made me go out and buy the game. by Fortinbras (not the same) 04/29/2008, 1:53pm PDT
Cellphone > Mutliplayer > Ranked Player Matches NT by IF YOU'RE SERIOUS 04/29/2008, 2:24pm PDT
Yeah, I saw that after I tried the first thing and got ventilated. by Fortinbras (not the same) 04/29/2008, 2:32pm PDT
I'm too cheap to pay full price for ANYTHING, even video games. by Jerry Whorebach 04/29/2008, 10:41pm PDT
I'll wait a month then spoil GTA4 for you when you least expect it. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/29/2008, 10:54pm PDT
As long as you don't spoil BioShock, Crackdown or Portal while you're at it. NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/29/2008, 10:56pm PDT
The spoiler for Bioshock would be the biggest like ever. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/29/2008, 11:10pm PDT
Would you kindly not spoil Bioshock. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/29/2008, 11:20pm PDT
Whoever hasn't played it yet deserves it. >:O!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/29/2008, 11:30pm PDT
mffe's my niggard, he's got my back 8( NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/29/2008, 11:31pm PDT
You'll never see it coming. O_________________O NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/29/2008, 11:32pm PDT
I'm not sure what you mean by "it" by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/30/2008, 1:09am PDT
Was I replying to you? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/01/2008, 1:22am PDT
Crackdown spoilers, not unlike Tetris spoilers by bombMexico 04/30/2008, 1:09am PDT
Hey motherfucker! NT by Czechoslovakians 04/30/2008, 1:23am PDT
The story was almost non existent, but there WAS a spoiler. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/30/2008, 1:52am PDT
Just like all police forces. *drinks Che Guavariviera-flavour Fruitopia* NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/30/2008, 2:18am PDT
Re: The story was almost non existent, but there WAS a spoiler. by bombMexico 05/01/2008, 1:04am PDT
Re: The story was almost non existent, but there WAS a spoiler. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/01/2008, 1:18am PDT
Up until now you could only do forklifts in cinematics. NT by I need clarification 04/29/2008, 11:03am PDT
You can tryyyy to kill him with a fork-lift! NT by Rocky 04/30/2008, 6:36am PDT
It's three years later, and the reviews are in! by Jerry Whorebach 06/12/2011, 4:49pm PDT
50% for 360, 62% for PS3, 76% for PC. PC reviewers just happy to get work. NT by Metacritic roundup 06/12/2011, 6:29pm PDT
we actually had some human interaction and were not slapped down, progress? NT by Grumah 04/29/2008, 9:24am PDT
Nico dies in the end. NT by spoiler 04/29/2008, 11:49pm PDT
meanie! NT by NOOOOOOOOOO 04/29/2008, 11:56pm PDT
I doubt it. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/30/2008, 12:02am PDT
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