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Please put my homosexual wanks in context! by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:17pm PDT
Homo police wrote:

kinsey's ghost wrote:

- has tried masturbating to men

- has SUCCESSFULLY masturbated to thoughts of men.

This case is closed.


I use to study engineering and at times it got overwhelming and made me feel like the most worthless and soulless cunt. On several of these rare occasions, while masturbating, I imagined myself getting fucked up the ass by a vague recreation of a manly army guy I used to know. This muscular man did not have a face, but he was bulky and hairy. He would gradually get younger and smaller as the wank progressed until I was fucking him in the ass and he was cumming on my chest and smiling (he'd usually have a blonde fringe at this point (WTF!)). I've probably committed no more than a handful of these wanks over the course of my life and almost all were in the shower, and in contrast to the nearly 7000 very enjoyable wanks I have had over females.

SO YOU SEE, my gayness is statistically insignificant and the result of external factors and we can all safely and calmly disregard it.
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Fattest woman fucked: ~75/80kg(?) ~5'7" by Quentin Beck 10/01/2007, 3:26am PDT NEW
    Your post made Maranda leave AIM you sick son of a bitch. >:(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/01/2007, 3:57pm PDT NEW
        Yes, it's quite a disgusting thing to talk about. by Quentin Beck 10/01/2007, 4:39pm PDT NEW
            I sort of fucked a fat chick once. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/01/2007, 4:41pm PDT NEW
                Was it Jsoh? NT by laudablepuss 10/01/2007, 5:23pm PDT NEW
                    no NT by Grumah 10/01/2007, 5:27pm PDT NEW
                        You hesitated. NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/01/2007, 9:05pm PDT NEW
                    Jso is neither fat nor a chick, discuss. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/01/2007, 5:35pm PDT NEW
                        I imagine you'd fuck your brother proper, too. NT by Worm 10/01/2007, 9:09pm PDT NEW
                            You imagine fucking jsoh? Isn't your brother easier to catch and hold down? NT by Rotten dot Ogrish 10/01/2007, 10:11pm PDT NEW
                                You've obviously never met Jsoh :( NT by Creexul 10/01/2007, 10:30pm PDT NEW
                                    A post with the name "Creexul." IT IS LIKE 1998 ALL OVER AGAIN NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/02/2007, 6:59am PDT NEW
                                Way to stretch, faggot. I'm obviously imagining Jhoh fucking Jsoh. by Worm 10/01/2007, 11:18pm PDT NEW
                                    Thanks for explaining that. That wrom, he's untrollable! (NEXT TUESDAY FOR ONE) NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/02/2007, 7:00am PDT NEW
                                Way to twist those words! Ha ha! NT by Quit trying so hard you dumb faggot 10/02/2007, 12:23am PDT NEW
                                    Way to shit up my thread, Worm :( NT by Quentin Beck 10/02/2007, 1:30am PDT NEW
                                        LOLOLOL default name! Still funny! NT by Quit trying so hard you dumb faggot 10/02/2007, 9:53am PDT NEW
                            Even with you denying it, the only impression I get is that you WOULD imagine it by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/02/2007, 7:01am PDT NEW
                                non sequitor? What the fuck? beep beep beep BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM HAHAHAHAHA by Worm 10/02/2007, 8:27am PDT NEW
                                    That is one terrible post. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/02/2007, 9:10am PDT NEW
                                        This fucking POLLOCK can't post for shit. NT by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/05/2007, 5:19pm PDT NEW
                                            Jackson Pollock? NT by Fussbett 10/05/2007, 5:38pm PDT NEW
                                                How do you spell the stupid kind of polack? Like that? NT by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/05/2007, 6:59pm PDT NEW
            80 kg = 175 pounds, for everyone not in some wierd foreign country by google 10/01/2007, 5:32pm PDT NEW
                Fuck em fat you can have an orgasm anywhere on a fat chick oh fold your ear buhh NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/01/2007, 5:35pm PDT NEW
            Okay. I'll admit it. by CattleHumper 10/02/2007, 10:22am PDT NEW
                my first time was with a fat chick, but who cares because NT by it lasted a second anyway 10/02/2007, 11:25am PDT NEW
                Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by Quentin Beck 10/03/2007, 2:27am PDT NEW
                    only a gay man can not enjoy the beauty and diversity of vaginas by is that why you F**k asian girls? 10/03/2007, 1:21pm PDT NEW
                        F**k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/03/2007, 2:23pm PDT NEW
                        Because Asi*n girls don't have vaginas or because they look like men? by Quentin Beck 10/03/2007, 8:14pm PDT NEW
                            all of us doubt this and your sexuality by non gay men 10/03/2007, 8:47pm PDT NEW
                                Okay thanks zensy now get back in the baggy pants and walk away. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/03/2007, 10:23pm PDT NEW
                                    I wouldn't post anonymously in this thread. by Zseni 10/04/2007, 12:44pm PDT NEW
                                        Hey is it true you can have an orgasm anywhere on a fat chick oh fold your ear b NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/04/2007, 1:25pm PDT NEW
                            I'd say QB rates about a 3.5 by Kinsey Scale 10/04/2007, 11:02am PDT NEW
                                You're definitely no sociologist. He's about a 0 to 1. NT by actual non-newb Kinsey Scale 10/04/2007, 11:50am PDT NEW
                                    You're definitely no forum troll NT by it's funny he doesn't like vaginas 10/04/2007, 12:02pm PDT NEW
                                    he's more like a 1.57 by kinsey's ghost 10/04/2007, 12:21pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: he's more like a 1.57 by Homo police 10/04/2007, 12:22pm PDT NEW
                                            Please put my homosexual wanks in context! by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                                                We did by Entropy Stew 10/04/2007, 9:48pm PDT NEW
                                                newsflash: QB taps his foot by in public bathroom stalls 10/05/2007, 9:53am PDT NEW
                                                    A short list of my negligable homosexual desires for your disgust or approval! by Quentin Beck 10/07/2007, 5:34pm PDT NEW
                                                Here's a weird thought by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/05/2007, 5:22pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Here's a weird thought by Quentin Beck 10/07/2007, 5:37pm PDT NEW
                                                        Most people instinctively know what to do with a backpack and an erection. NT by privacyprotect.org 10/07/2007, 7:15pm PDT NEW
                            but some vaginas are smooth and sleek by and others look like roast beef 10/04/2007, 12:18pm PDT NEW
                                Re: but some vaginas are smooth and sleek by Homo police 10/04/2007, 12:23pm PDT NEW
                                Most look like the brain bug from Starship Troopers. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/04/2007, 1:24pm PDT NEW
                                    Have you ever seen a vaginer up close? IT'S FRIGHTENING. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/04/2007, 1:28pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Most look like the brain bug from Starship Troopers. NT by I've used that same description. 10/04/2007, 2:28pm PDT NEW
                                        jesus, who are the fags that think vaginas look like this? by looks like an anus with hemmoroids 10/04/2007, 5:08pm PDT NEW
                                            I like any vagina that kills Denise Richard's boyfriend. by laudablepuss 10/04/2007, 6:31pm PDT NEW
                                                THEY SUCKED HIS BRAINS OUT o___________________________________________________o NT by best line in the movie 10/04/2007, 7:13pm PDT NEW
                                        The monster alien from Watchmen. NT by Last 10/10/2007, 10:50am PDT NEW
                                Re: but some vaginas are smooth and sleek by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:20pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/04/2007, 12:29pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:29pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/05/2007, 1:38pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by Jerry Whorebach 10/05/2007, 1:53pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/05/2007, 2:08pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by bombMexico 10/05/2007, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Okay. I'll admit it. by Quentin Beck 10/07/2007, 5:39pm PDT NEW
                                    HEY LOOK AT THIS GUY BITCH OUT COMPLETELY by Quentin Beck 10/08/2007, 5:56pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: HEY LOOK AT THIS GUY BITCH OUT COMPLETELY by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/08/2007, 6:08pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: HEY LOOK AT THIS GUY BITCH OUT COMPLETELY by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/08/2007, 7:19pm PDT NEW
                                            There was much blinking and stuttering. NT by Mischief Maker 10/08/2007, 8:16pm PDT NEW
                                        oh, and by the way by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/08/2007, 10:40pm PDT NEW
                                            Let's get you started, you handsome motherfucker! Here are some pictures of my.. by Quentin Beck 10/09/2007, 9:31pm PDT NEW
                                                Hee hee! NT by Zseni 10/10/2007, 9:10am PDT NEW
    I think mine was bigger than that by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/03/2007, 7:48pm PDT NEW
        Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Quentin Beck 10/03/2007, 8:19pm PDT NEW
            I'd say... 150? 160? Not tiny, no by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/03/2007, 9:19pm PDT NEW
                160 pounds equates to 72kg! 3kg short of my Indian! I remain the male champion! NT by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:30pm PDT NEW
            Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Gleen 10/03/2007, 10:58pm PDT NEW
                Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:35pm PDT NEW
            Fat girls need love too. But they gotta pay! by Quagmire 10/04/2007, 9:42am PDT NEW
            Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Zseni 10/04/2007, 1:18pm PDT NEW
                Gross :( NT by Bodybag 10/04/2007, 2:47pm PDT NEW
                I just threw up a little into my mouth. NT by Robin Williams 10/04/2007, 3:15pm PDT NEW
                Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by double meanings 10/04/2007, 3:33pm PDT NEW
                If only suicide made you as unique and special as liking B Kliban and fat dyking by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/04/2007, 4:43pm PDT NEW
                Zseni wins the fatlympics NT by Shock, horror 10/04/2007, 4:49pm PDT NEW
                    If we were including men in the tally, my figure would be higher. NT by Zseni 10/04/2007, 5:32pm PDT NEW
                        Some extra height for your figure might be just what the doctor ordered by Zing 10/08/2007, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                Only men are narcissistic loonies; women are NEVER like that, ever. NT by laudablepuss 10/04/2007, 5:43pm PDT NEW
                    The "I'm so pathetic and fat" act IS loony narcissism. by Zseni 10/05/2007, 3:30pm PDT NEW
                        Have you tried the M*A*C counter at Nordstrom, etc? by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/05/2007, 7:01pm PDT NEW
                Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Quentin Beck 10/04/2007, 7:46pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Zseni 10/05/2007, 9:59am PDT NEW
                        Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Web MD 10/05/2007, 11:25am PDT NEW
                            Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Zseni 10/05/2007, 3:18pm PDT NEW
                                You know what I mean, man. NT by Zseni 10/05/2007, 3:19pm PDT NEW
                        You can try to reframe this but the simple fact is fat people don't like themsel by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/05/2007, 5:23pm PDT NEW
                            Unlike.... BABIES? NT by Zseni 10/05/2007, 5:34pm PDT NEW
                                Babies are friendly. :( NT by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/05/2007, 6:58pm PDT NEW
                                    What do you see that is POSITIVE about toddler murder? NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/07/2007, 8:54pm PDT NEW
                                        I never said anything about MURDER. NT by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/08/2007, 7:36pm PDT NEW
                                            Sorry, the correct answer is "it's easy." :( NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/08/2007, 8:22pm PDT NEW
                                                The correct answer is stop watching that fucking show already NT by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/09/2007, 12:09pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Quentin Beck 10/07/2007, 5:31pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Zseni 10/08/2007, 10:37am PDT NEW
                                Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Quentin Beck 10/08/2007, 5:52pm PDT NEW
                                    Inventions? Do tell! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/08/2007, 6:28pm PDT NEW
                                        You're focusing on the inventions and not that he fucked his sister? NT by Psychologist rapt in attention 10/09/2007, 10:40am PDT NEW
                                        A touch sensitive 3-state, rearrangeable keyboard! by Quentin Beck 10/09/2007, 9:42pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by stusser, specialist in baby rape 10/08/2007, 7:35pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: Please estimate a weight so we can make your championship official. by Quentin Beck 10/09/2007, 9:46pm PDT NEW
                                    haha, qb goes with "the man's" flow so long as he gets to pick "the man" NT by what a fag 10/09/2007, 11:15am PDT NEW
                                        Cripes,this thread is like being back in Middle School.Did he wear green on Wed? NT by Mischief Maker 10/09/2007, 6:55pm PDT NEW
                                            Did you get fucked a lot in middle school, fatty? NT by Quentin Beck 10/09/2007, 9:47pm PDT NEW
                                                I mean all the anonyfags turning into Sherlock Freud trying to deduce gayness. NT by Mischief Maker 10/10/2007, 6:38am PDT NEW
                                                    The guy you were defending turned against you, just like in middle school. :( NT by Fussbett 10/10/2007, 8:53am PDT NEW
                                                        Get away from me, Weiner-Dog! NT by Mischief Maker 10/10/2007, 9:04am PDT NEW
                                                            Middle's Kewl 8) NT by Stay in it! 10/10/2007, 12:22pm PDT NEW
                you would LOVE the move Shallow Hal. NT by Mischief Maker 10/04/2007, 8:15pm PDT NEW
    I guess I hold the record for "biggest alcoholic fucked" then. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/03/2007, 10:23pm PDT NEW
 
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