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RESULTS by Ray of Light 03/01/2006, 4:53pm PST

Exhibatory Match: Entropy Stew vs. Ray of Light "Cheater Division"

I was pleasantly surprised to receive an entry here.

Due to a bug in the applet, if you type all of the sample text in under a second and click next, your speed is incorrectly recorded as 0 (zero). The key to my winning result was AutoIt v2 and careful timing to secure a click between the 1st and 2nd seconds. I also added an error to make the results more believable.

In fairness to Stew, I must disclose that I am an official of the match and knew his result before I attempted mine. Fortunately for me, I judged this to be "in bounds" for the cheater division.

Stew

- Gross Speed: 10392 WPM
- Errors: 0
- Accuracy: 100%

- NET SPEED: 10392 WPM

Ray

- Gross Speed: 20880 WPM
- Errors: 1
- Accuracy: 0%

- NET SPEED: 20820 WPM

Exhibatory Victor: Ray


Undercard Match: Ice Cream Jonesy vs. I need clarification "I-verb-noun Division"

Contributory "God of War" writer INC brings his game to ICJ, a veteran of Interactive fiction.

Have modern development tools made the "new school" soft? Two acclaimed writers square off in this clash between epochs.

INC

- Gross Speed: 77 WPM
- Errors: 30
- Accuracy: 87%

- NET SPEED: 67 WPM
Sassy: you were actually serious about the typing test?
Ray: I don't joke about typing tests
Ray: so far the only submission is from toutsuite, at 67wpm
Sassy: hahaha woah seriously?
Sassy: that is so low
Sassy: it's like almost depressing
Sassy: was he raised by forest animals
Sassy: aren't jews supposed to be well-educated
Sassy: how many errors did tout get
Ray: tout had 30 errors
Sassy: hahahah holy shit

ICJ

- Gross Speed: 89 WPM
- Errors: 14
- Accuracy: 94%

- NET SPEED: 84 WPM
Fussbett: A lifetime of text adventures.

Undercard Victor: Ice Cream Jonesy


Main Match: Sassy vs. Jhoh "Turbo Division"

Our headlining competitors require an introduction that simply will not fit in this space.
Creexul: I'm sure I would destroy her in a typing competition.
Sassy: i could kick his little faggot ass any day of the week ~_~


Ray: "your natural ability vs. sassy's hard work" would make a good theme for this match
Creexul: Sort of like the snooty hotshot (me) vs the poor kid who has a lot of heart (sasy).
Ray: yes, right. I hope you like being pushed into swimming pools
Creexul: But I hate water oooo. ~_~
Creexul: Was there a bad guy in Rudy?
Ray: himself
Creexul: Hm. :(
Creexul: OR THE DOUBTERS
Ray: he wanted to quit but the black man saved him from it
Ray: no the doubters were correct, he wasn't very very good at football
Ray: the black man said so

Sassy: so far i seem to be at 108
Sassy: with an accuracy of 97 or better
Sassy: but i haven't practiced since i last chatted you
Sassy: i just tried again
Sassy: i'm gonna try again and turn the tv off
Sassy: and take a bong rip because that seems to improve it
Sassy: my eyes are really tired right now
Sassy: i'm going to sleep on it, restore my arm strength
Sassy: and i'll wake up and do it

Creexul: Maybe if she put a bag over her head.
Ray: it's funny you mention that, her mom used to put a towel over her hands for typing practice (so that she couldn't look)
Ray: Incidentally, a similar training method led to Van Damme's victory in Kickboxer I
Creexul: That sounds kind of stupid. :(
Ray: Van Damme's asian bad-guy final opponent ALSO made fun of his trainings.
Ray: what next, will you kill her best friend then throw blinding powder in her eyes to win
Creexul: Yes except she doesn't win in the end. :(
Ray: that is to be decided in the arena of... a typing speed evaluation tool!!


Jhoh

- Gross Speed: 93 WPM
- Errors: 7
- Accuracy: 97%

- NET SPEED: 91 WPM

Sassy

- Gross Speed: 115 WPM
- Errors: 16
- Accuracy: 95%

- NET SPEED: 110 WPM

Main Victor: Sassy


Encore: Worm By Himself "Worm Division"

Biology tells us that a division of worm is equivalent to TWO worms, and also I received an odd number of entries. Worm beat everyone's ass.

Worm

- Gross Speed: 116 WPM
- Errors: 6
- Accuracy: 98%

- NET SPEED: 114 WPM

Encore Victor: Worm

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asd...f! by Ray of Light 02/28/2006, 5:29pm PST NEW
    Man, SCREW eutrophifcataion. NT by Bunyip 02/28/2006, 6:12pm PST NEW
        they put the hardest boss in the middle NT by Ray of Light 02/28/2006, 6:53pm PST NEW
            You mean 1/4th in. :( NT by Creexul :( 03/01/2006, 12:53am PST NEW
                I only played halfway through NT by Ray of Light 03/01/2006, 1:24am PST NEW
    RESULTS by Ray of Light 03/01/2006, 4:53pm PST NEW
        thanks worm NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/01/2006, 6:54pm PST NEW
        Pre-fight interview with Jhoh by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/01/2006, 7:13pm PST NEW
            while Jhoh was playing World of Warcraft, Sassy was typing on slabs of meat by Flavio 03/01/2006, 7:27pm PST NEW
                Re: while Jhoh was playing World of Warcraft, Sassy was typing on slabs of meat by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/01/2006, 7:35pm PST NEW
                    Re: while Jhoh was playing World of Warcraft, Sassy was typing on slabs of meat by I need clarification 03/01/2006, 7:55pm PST NEW
        Thanks wrom! NT by Fussbett 03/01/2006, 7:46pm PST NEW
        another 25 years and you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight NT by blazing cassandra 03/01/2006, 8:10pm PST NEW
        I win by Entropy Stew 03/01/2006, 9:10pm PST NEW
        Post-fight interview with Cassandra by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/01/2006, 9:53pm PST NEW
            I can see where she would be hesitant to reveal her post game wit to the public. by Howard Cosell 03/01/2006, 10:05pm PST NEW
            She didn't want it posted because people would make fun of her. by Creexul :( 03/02/2006, 7:01am PST NEW
            Here's a Maranda log. ^_^ by Creexul :( 03/02/2006, 5:02pm PST NEW
                Nobody cares about your two dumb cunts. NT by Casual Caltrops fan 03/07/2006, 6:29pm PST NEW
                    I don't care about you not caring. :( NT by Creexul :( 03/07/2006, 11:18pm PST NEW
        NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Creexul :( 03/02/2006, 6:31am PST NEW
    Re: asd...f! by Choson 04/02/2009, 9:19am PDT NEW
        Re: asd...f! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/02/2009, 11:36am PDT NEW
            Re: asd...f! by bombMexico 04/02/2009, 4:00pm PDT NEW
                I get 6 cents a line which I think is below minimum wage. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/02/2009, 4:13pm PDT NEW
                By the way I didn't know your sister was a retard (grats). ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/02/2009, 4:44pm PDT NEW
                When bombMexico makes a post, he makes a good post. And he makes it with NT by a good software: Microsoft Outlook. 04/02/2009, 6:22pm PDT NEW
 
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