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| 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 05/31/2012, 8:38pm PDT | ||||
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100. C.D. Bales (Steve Martin):Let's start with... Obvious: 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? [Roxanne (1987)] 99. Tick (Hugo Weaving): Is it true when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother? [ The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)] 98. Brian Kelly (Christian Slater): If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards. [Gleaming the Cube (1989)] 97. Westley (Cary Elwes): .. I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. [The Princess Bride (1987)] 96. Otto (Kevin Kline):You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole. [ A Fish Called Wanda (1988)] 95. Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher):..you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder. [Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)] 94. Wizard of Oz:..You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of kaligenous junk! [The Wizard of Oz (1939)] 93. Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci):..You shit-kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' motherfucker you. [Casino (1995)] 92. Lucky Day (Steve Martin): ..You dirt-eating piece of slime, you scum-sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat. [Three Amigos (1986)] 91. Alex (Malcolm McDowell): How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil?.. you eunuch jelly thou! [A Clockwork Orange (1971)] 90. Dolemite (Rudy Ray Moore): You no-business, born-insecure, junkyard motha-fucka! [ Dolemite (1975)] 89. Shelley Levene (Jack Lemon): You're a fuckin' secretary. Fuck you. That's my message to you: fuck you and kiss my ass.. [Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)] 88. Marcus (Tony Cox): You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly. [Bad Santa (2003)] 87. Alexandra Medford (Cher): You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. [The Witches of Eastwick (1987)] 86. Malibu Police Chief (Leon Russom): I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. [The Big Lebowski (1998)] 85. Ken (Brendan Gleeson): ..You're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to become an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids. [In Bruges (2008)] 84. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Armey): It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. [Full Metal Jacket (1987)] 83. Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis): You're just the afterbirth, Eli... You slithered out of your mother's filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece. [There Will Be Blood (2007)] 82. Buzz (Tim Allen): You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. [Toy Story (1995)] 81. Ugarte (Peter Lorre): You despise me, don't you? Rick (Humphrey Bogart): If I gave you any thought I probably would. [Casablanca (1942)] 80. Matt Wilson (Michael DeLuise): Robyn wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire. [Encino Man (1992)] 79. Crystal Allen ()Joan Crawford): There is a name for you, ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel. [The Women (1939)] 78. Dutch (Arnold Schwartzenegger): You're one... *ugly* motherfucker! [Predator (1987)] 77. Sheila (Embeth Davidtz): You found me beautiful once... Ash (Bruce Campbell): Honey, you got reeeal ugly! [Army of Darkness (1992)] 76. Nada (Roddy Piper): You, you're okay. This one: real fuckin' ugly. [They Live (1988)] 75. Buck (John Candy): Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! [Uncle Buck (1989)] 74. Gracie (Kim Cattrall): I'd go with you but... Jack Burton(Kurt Russell): I know, there's a problem with your face. [Big Trouble in Little China (1986)] 75. Nino Brown (Wesley Snipes): You're incapable of running this shit. *Sit* your five dollar ass down before I make change. [New Jack City (1991)] 72. Principal (Josh Mostel): What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. .. may God have mercy on your soul. [Billy Madison (1995)] 71. Perry (Val Kilmer): Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? Harry (Robert Downey Jr.): A picture of me? Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are! [Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)] 70. Staff Sgt. Dignam (Mark Wahlberg): This is unbelievable. Who put the fuckin' cameras in this place? Police Camera Tech (Anthony Estrella): Oh, who the fuck are you? Staff Sgt. Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy. [The Departed (2006)] 69. Benny Blanco (John Leguizamo): Maybe you don't remember me, my name is Benny... Carlito (Al Pacino): Maybe I don't give a shit! Maybe I don't remember the last time I blew my nose either. [Carlito's Way (1993)] 68. Malcolm Tucker (Peter Capaldi):Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock! [In the Loop (2009)] 67. Blake (Alec Baldwin): I've been in this business fifteen years... Dave Moss (Ed Harris): What's your name? Blake: Fuck you. That's my name. [Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)] 66. Ace (Kiefer Sutherland): This is your last chance. What do you say, kid? Chris (River Phoenix): Why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more? [Stand by Me (1986)] 65. Marty (John Cusack): Tell me about it. Mr. Grocer (Dan Aykroyd): Like I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your fuckin' forehead, and I'm gonna fuck the brain hole! [Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)] 64. Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx): I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can't see the stove. [Duck Soup (1933)] 63. Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield): You're a lot of woman, you know that? Hey, you wanna make 14 dollars the hard way? [Caddyshack (1980)] 62. Cab Dispatcher (John Randolph Jones): Why don't you try the airlines? It's faster and you get a free meal. Neal (Steve Martin): If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. [Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)] 61. Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls? Mr. Garrison: What did you say? Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... [picks up a megaphone] HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON? [South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)] 60. Deb (Tina Majorino): I'm trying to earn money for college. Kip (Aaron Ruell): [from the background] Your mom goes to college. [Napoleon Dynamite (2004)] 59. 'Student' (John Gadsden): Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of? Janis (Lizzy Caplan): Your mom's chest hair! [Mean Girls (2004)] 58. Principal Richard Vernon (Paul Gleason): Any questions? John Bender (Judd Nelson): Yeah, I have a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardobe? [The Breakfast Club (1985)] 57. Receptionist (Mary Elizabeth Still): How do you write women so well? Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson): I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. [As Good as It Gets (1997)] 56. Adam Gibson (Arnold Schwartzenegger): You should clone yourself. Drucker (Tony Goldwyn): Why's that? Adam Gibson: So you can go fuck yourself! [The 6th Day (2000)] 55. Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell): I tea-bagged your fucking drum set! [Step Brothers (2008)] 54. Ulysses 'Everett' McGill (George Clooney): You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers! [O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)] 53. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Armey): You climb obstacles like old people fuck! You know that, Private Pyle?! [Full Metal Jacket (1987)] 52. Curly Washburn (Jack Palance): I crap bigger than you! [City Slickers (1991)] 51. Jimmy (Marshall R. Teague): I used to fuck guys like you in prison. [Road House (1989)] 50. Ned Pepper (Robert Duvall): I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man. Rooster Cogburn (John Wayne): Fill your hands, you son of a bitch. [True Grit (1969)] 49. Number 5: Hey Laserlips. Your mama was a snowblower. [Short Circuit (1986)] 48. Joey LaMotta (Joe Pesci): You listening, your mother sucks fucking big fucking elephant dicks, you got that? [Raging Bull (1980)] 47. Interrogation Cop (Christopher McQuarrie): You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint? Todd Hockney (Kevin Pollak): Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack? Are you going to charge me dickhead? [The Usual Suspects (1995)] 46. Errol (Andy Beckwith): Oi Fuckface.. Turkish (Jason Statham): Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum. [Snatch (2000)] 45. Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield): Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. [Caddyshack (1980)] 44. Alley Thug (Badja Djola): Hey, would you stop with the wife shit? Joe Hallenbeck (Bruce Willis): Ask me how fat she is. Alley Thug:How fat is she? Joe Hallenbeck: She's so fat I had to roll her in flour to look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in.. [The Last Boy Scout (1991)] 43. Dr Ray Stantz (Dan Akyroyd): ..the power grid was shut off by dickless here. Walter Peck (William Atherton): They caused an explosion! Mayor (David Margulies): Is this true? Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray): Yes it's true.[pause]This man has no dick. [Ghostbusters (1984)] 42. Phillips: Shut up, idiot! Ham Porter: Moron! Phillips: Pus licker! Ham Porter: Fart smeller! Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek! Ham Porter: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl! [The Sandlot (1993)] 41. Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson): People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch. [As Good as It Gets (1997)] 40. Reggie Hammond (Eddie Murphy): Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life. [48 Hrs. (1982)] 39. Natalie (Elizabeth Berrington): Harry! Harry (Ralph Fiennes): What? Natalie: It's a inanimate fucking object! Harry:*You're* an inanimate fuckin' object! [In Bruges (2008)] 38. George Caldwell (Gene Wilder): You stupid, ignorant son of a bitch, dumb bastard. Jesus Christ. I've met some dumb bastards in my time but you outdo them all. [Silver Streak (1976)] 37. Ricky Roma (Al Pacino): You stupid fucking cunt. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot? [Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)] 36. Otto (Kevin Kline): Don't call me stupid. Wanda (Jamie Lee Curtis):Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! [A Fish Called Wanda (1988)] 35. Billy Batts (Frank Vincent): Tommy, if I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell you to go home and get your shine box.[takes a drink] - Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox. Tommy DeVito: (Joe Pesci) *Mother fuckin'..* [GoodFellas (1990)] 34. Clark (Chevy Chase): Cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! [Christmas Vacation (1989)] 33. Mrs. Carmody (Marcia Gay Harden): The day I need a friend like you, I'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out. [The Mist (2007)] 32. Clarence Beeks (Paul Gleason): I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain. [Trading Places (1983)] 31. Ajax (James Remar): I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle. [The Warriors (1979)] 30. Pappas (Gary Busey): Listen you snot-nose little shit, I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face. [Point Break (1991)] 29. Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting (Daniel Day-Lewis): I don't give a tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack.. [Gangs of New York (2002)] 28. Mr. Blonde (Michael Madsen): Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite? [Reservoir Dogs (1992)] 27. Principal Richard Vernon (Paul Gleason): That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd. [The Breakfast Club (1985)] 26. Wil Andersen (John Wayne): You look like the vermin-ridden son of a bitch you are. [The Cowboys (1972)] 25. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Armey): I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. [Full Metal Jacket (1987)] 24. Patches O'Houlihan (Rip Torn): Holy hell son, you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop! [ Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)] 23. Donnie (Jake Gyllenhaal): You are such a fuckass. Elizabeth (Maggie Gyllenhaal): Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck. [Donnie Darko (2001)] 22. Tony Montana (Al Pacino): Hey, Frank, you're a piece of shit. Frank Lopez ( Robert Loggia): What are you talking about? Tony Montana: You know what I'm taking about about, you fucking cockroach. [Scarface (1983)] 21. Tuco (Eli Wallach): You want to know who's son you are? .. you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you. [The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)] 20. Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell): You are a smelly pirate hooker. Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate): You look like a blueberry. Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? [Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)] 19. Les Grossman (Tom Cruise): First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! [Tropic Thunder (2008)] 18. Don Logan (Ben Kingsley): You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! [Sexy Beast (2000)] 17. Malcolm Tucker (Peter Capaldi): Fucking hoity-toity fucking... 'Tourist' (Del Pentecost): Hey, buddy? Enough with the curse words, all right? Malcolm Tucker: Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat fuck. [In the Loop (2009)] 16. Ray Bones (Harvey Keitel): Fuck you, fuckball. [Get Shorty (1995)] 15. Hedley Lamarr (Harvey Korman): Shut up, you Teutonic twat! [ Blazing Saddles (1974)] 14. Mr. Parker (Ryan Phillippe): Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head! [The Way of the Gun (2000)] 13. Hannibal King (Ryan Reynolds): You cock-juggling thundercunt! [Blade: Trinity (2004)] 12. Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran): Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot! [Clerks (1994)] 11. Yakavetta (Carlo Rota): You insignifi-CUNT, little fuck! [ The Boondock Saints (1999)] 10. 'Demon': Stick your cock up her ass, you motherfucking worthless cocksucker. [The Exorcist (1973)] 9. Bob Wiley (Bill Murray): Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch! Bastard, douche-bag, twat, dickhead.. [What About Bob? (1991)] 8. Chet Donnelly (Bill Paxton): Boy, I wouldn't give a squirt of piss for your ass right now. [Weird Science (1985)] 7. Cyrus Grissom (John Malkovich): For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty. [Con Air (1997)] 6. Clifford Worley (Dennis Hopper): 'Cause you, you're part eggplant. Vincenzo Coccotti (Christopher Walken): Ohhh! Clifford Worley: Huh? Hey! Hey! Hey! Vincenzo Coccotti: You're a cantaloupe. [True Romance (1993)] 5. Malcolm Tucker (Peter Capaldi): You are a real boring fuck. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, CUNT! [In the Loop (2009)] 4. 'French Soldier' (John Cleese): I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. [Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)] 3. Mrs. Bickerman (Betty White): If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it! [Lake Placid (1999)] 2. Howard Prince (Woody Allen): And furthermore, you can all go fuck yourselves. [The Front (1976)] 1. Scarlett (Vivian Leigh):Where shall I go? What shall I do? Rhett Butler (Clark Gable): Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. [Gone with the Wind (1939)] |
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