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C&C4 beta by NDA-breaker 03/08/2010, 12:00am PST
An exact replica of Dawn of War 2, minus anything exciting going on or any coherent picture of any strategy.

But even that pales in comparison to the fact that you can only build four motherfucking units. I could make infantry dude with gun, infantry dude with rocket, and infantry dude with laser. That's it.

Hey I'll just upgrade my base and research the tech tree. Except you can't! In what has to be the most retarded case of "full functionality" yet, in order to build more than 4 units in a motherfucking RTS game, you must play a bunch of games and accumulate "experience" to "level up" so you can unlock the "privilege" of being able to build more than one hand's worth of units. It's not even a case of BF2142 where you get half a dozen unlocks in your first 15 minutes. 4 games in and I still haven't hit level 2!

If you were wondering how they were planning on topping the anachronistic mess of C&C3, the answer is: with motherfucking bullshit. How on Earth did Bobby Fisher manage to become a chess grand master if he had to work his way up with only pawns unlocked?
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C&C4 beta by NDA-breaker 03/08/2010, 12:00am PST NEW
    if you needed more convincing that C&C fans are terrible troglodytes by NDA-breaker 03/08/2010, 12:07am PST NEW
    Re: C&C4 beta by wikipedia 03/17/2010, 1:38am PDT NEW
        Three sentences, cut off without reinforcements, against the entire might of NT by WIKIPEDIA 03/17/2010, 7:12am PDT NEW
        Oh, there are lots of units by NDA-breaker 03/17/2010, 10:30am PDT NEW
            Did Chris Metzen run over your dog? NT by Fortinbras 03/17/2010, 2:49pm PDT NEW
                poor chris(t) metzen if only someone would stand up for him and all he's done fo NT by irony 03/17/2010, 3:17pm PDT NEW
                    He's slamming his elbow into a door. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/17/2010, 4:32pm PDT NEW
 
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