[14:06] <@hezron> In the year 2040 many of the world’s population became half robot half human from drinking the water and being burned.
[14:06] <@Jeff424> Caltrops will never get better than this so you might as well SHUT IT DOWN NOW
[14:07] <@Jeff424> the only page left will be the mod article
[14:07] <@Kapow_away> caltrops needs a link to the article from the forum
[14:07] <@JhohCreexul> Actually we'll probably do a part 2.
[14:07] <@JhohCreexul> Of that article.
[14:07] <@hezron> After being in space for many years they were shocked by a planet that no one had ever seen.
[14:07] <@Kapow_away> awesome
[14:07] <@JhohCreexul> There is a link to that article on the forum actually.
[14:07] <@JhohCreexul> THEY WERE SHOCKED TO FIND A PLANET
[14:07] <@JhohCreexul> Wow no one ever saw this planet!
[14:07] <@Kapow_away> yeah in a post somewhere
[14:07] <@Kapow_away> FUCK THAT
[14:08] * Kapow_away is now known as Kapow
[14:08] <@JhohCreexul> Planets are like high school poetry.
[14:08] <@hezron> one of the illustrations in this article uses the word "yuo".
[14:08] <@JhohCreexul> No one sees them.
[14:08] <@Jeff424> ok, there will be only page 1 and page 2
[14:08] <@JhohCreexul> Yes, yuo.
[14:08] <@Jeff424> EVERYTHING ELSE MUST GO
[14:08] <@JhohCreexul> Yuo haev cancer.
[14:08] <@JhohCreexul> Bowel cancer. GO!!!!!!!!
[14:09] <@Jeff424> Ok then.
[14:09] <@hezron> Through the creative use of lighting and a completely new soundtrack, Atlas Sentinel will achieve Cinematic Realism.
[14:10] <@Kapow> http://ps2media.ign.com/ps2/image/badboys_021304_000.jpg
[14:10] <@JhohCreexul> HE AIN'T EVEN WURF IT
[14:10] <@JhohCreexul> Hezron didn't you even READ THIS YET? ;-;
[14:10] <@hezron> OBVIOUSLY NOT????
[14:10] <@hezron> it is good though.
[14:11] <@hezron> the main good parts are the mod descriptions, everything else is FILLER
[14:11] <@Kapow> "Terrorism: the mod maker's crate." is a great great great line
[14:11] <@noisia> i figured out that it was a breakdancing guy
[14:11] <@noisia> and dj
[14:11] <@Kapow> me too
[14:11] <@noisia> without reading any surrounding text
[14:11] <@Kapow> I don't get how it's hard
[14:11] <@Jeff424> ok
[14:11] <@hezron> A modification for Half-Life 2, based in Australia, where the outlaws become lawless
[14:12] <@Kapow> he's doing a hand-stand with spin lines around him
[14:12] <@hezron> that happens in australia :(
[14:12] <@Jeff424> Thermal Conductivity
[14:12] <@JhohCreexul> He's breakdnacing.
[14:13] <@JhohCreexul> Buh.
[14:13] <@Kapow> the one by jay schilling where you play as jay schilling was magical
[14:13] <@JhohCreexul> GREAT NAME FOR A HERO.
[14:13] <@Kapow> THIRTEEN DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:13] <@Kapow> !!!!!O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:13] <@JhohCreexul> WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:13] <@JhohCreexul> IT WAS GONNA BE SOMETHIGN SH ITTY LIKE 8
[14:13] <@JhohCreexul> BUT THEN THEY PUSHED IT TO THE LIMIT WITH A TWIST AND SHOOK IT UP FOR THE NEW MILLENIUM
[14:17] <@noisia> outlaw evolves into lucy lawless
[14:17] <@Kapow> outlawmander and lawlessaur
[14:17] <@JSP-Away> (and then into blackie lawless)
[14:17] * JSP-Away is now known as JSP
[14:17] <@JSP> who FUCKS LIKE A BEEEAAAAASSSSST
[14:18] <@hezron> The world is now recovering from the loss, and all evil is whiped out...forever.
[14:18] <@hezron> whipping it out
[14:18] <@JhohCreexul> BLACKIE LAWLEEEEEEEEEEESUH
[14:18] <@JhohCreexul> We named our (black) cat Blackie Lawless.
[14:18] <@JhohCreexul> She answers to Blackie.
[14:18] <@Kapow> forever except not forever
[14:18] <@JhohCreexul> ......forever.
[14:18] <@Kapow> the ellipses make it mean forever except for the one other time
[14:18] <@JhohCreexul> BUT THEN!!!!!!!!!
[14:18] <@Kapow> it's a secret grammar rule
[14:19] <@JhohCreexul> Humans blindly rejoice from the birth of the first human clone.
[14:19] <@JhohCreexul> Whenever I rejoice about anything, I always do it blindly.
[14:19] <@Kapow> the clone poked my eyes out :(
[14:19] <@Jeff424> Scott Miller and George broussard spent 5 million dollars on marketing to come up with the name Jay Schilling
[14:20] <@hezron> "ENTROPY... UNLEASHED [blinking cursor] EVIL... [blinking cursor]... AROUSED"
[14:20] <@Jeff424> plus catchy cathphrases
[14:20] <@Jeff424> such as COME GET SOME SCHILLING
[14:22] <@Kapow> @_@ 8=======Dx_x the clone is blinding humans with its bionic clone penis
[14:22] <@JhohCreexul> Huruewhrhehw.
[14:22] <@Jeff424> everybody wang schilling tonight
[14:22] <@JhohCreexul> Jay Schilling. :(
[14:23] <@JSP> peter schilling.
[14:23] <@Kapow> schilling's wang
[14:23] <@Kapow> clone wang
[14:23] <@Jeff424> Jay Schilling Chu: the Return of Jay Schilling
[14:23] <@JhohCreexul> I imagined some of the adventures of Jay Schilling would involve trying to get his car started so he can get to his job at McDonalds.
[14:23] <@Jeff424> Jay Schilling 3D
[14:23] <@JhohCreexul> And then dinosaurs.
[14:23] <@Jeff424> Jay Schilling 4-Ever
[14:23] <@Kapow> taking dinosaur-related detours
[14:23] <@JhohCreexul> Jay Schilling 5: To Heir is Human.
[14:24] <@Jeff424> Sad face :
[14:24] <@JhohCreexul> :(
[14:24] <@Kapow> Jay Schilling 666
[14:24] <@JhohCreexul> Jay Schilling 7: Lucky Jay.
[14:24] <@JhohCreexul> Or wait.
[14:24] <@JhohCreexul> Today Is Your Lucky Jay.
[14:24] <@Kapow> hee hee
[14:25] <@Kapow> people throwing french fries to pterodactyls in the mcdonalds parking lot
[14:25] <@Jeff424> Jay Schilling is a multimedia brand franchise
[14:25] <@hezron> http://www.caltrops.com/images/hl217.gif
[14:25] * @Emma1 (chatzilla@=Fgfuq976998vkn.union01.nj.comcast.net) Quit (QUIT: User exited.)
[14:25] <@hezron> that's the best illustration
[14:25] <@JhohCreexul> They are all by tout so.
[14:26] <@hezron> second best: http://www.caltrops.com/images/hl220.gif
[14:26] <@JhohCreexul> Although it also makes a great icon for the article. :)
[14:26] <@JhohCreexul> That one is my favorite.
[14:26] <@Jeff424> INC
[14:26] <@JhohCreexul> Subhuman scumfuck fucks murdering INNOCENT CIVILIANS or something.
[14:26] <@JhohCreexul> Execution style.
[14:26] <@Kapow> ankylosaurus ordering a happy meal in the drive-through
[14:26] <@JhohCreexul> ^_^
[14:27] <@Jeff424> tootsweet is pretty awesome
[14:27] <@Jeff424> with the leet artist skillz
[14:27] <@Kapow> then it gets a different pokemon toy than the one it asked for and it starts fucking shit up with its tail
[14:27] <@Kapow> and jay has to save mcdonalds
[14:28] <@Jeff424> Oh, jay schilling
[14:28] <@JhohCreexul> JAY HAS TO SAVE MCDONALDS!!!!!!!!!!!!HELP
[14:28] <@noisia> shower
[14:28] <@Jeff424> Are you a bad enough dude to save McDonalds?
[14:28] <@JhohCreexul> OH JAY SCHILLING, YOU COMPLETE ME
[14:28] <King-Prawn> http://www.caltrops.com/images/hl23.gif
[14:28] <@Jeff424> Only if you're Jay Schilling
[14:28] <@JhohCreexul> .BEEP
[14:29] <@Jeff424> Prawn we've kind of seen the pictures already
[14:29] <@Jeff424> as they were in the article
[14:29] <@JhohCreexul> SEEN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:29] <@Jeff424> and we read it
[14:29] <@Jeff424> and we chuckled heartily
[14:29] <@Jeff424> *har har*
[14:29] <@hezron> The goal is for you to get the true hardcore gaming experience and have fun.
[14:29] <@JhohCreexul> Wow I like that goal!
[14:30] <King-Prawn> Speed, you sound just like Kapow
[14:30] <@Kapow> I think you have to stop playing the mod and play a good game to win
[14:30] <@JhohCreexul> AND WE ALL KNOW KAPOW SUCKS
[14:31] <@Jeff424> Hrurhrew.
[14:31] <@Kapow> it's like that test where it keeps asking you questions and rates you on how long it took you to stop
[14:31] <@JhohCreexul> I bet if any of these mods were really made, the first map would be impossible.
[14:31] <@Jeff424> THE ONLY WAY TO WIN
[14:31] <@Jeff424> IS NOT TO PLAY
[14:31] <@hezron> HEURHWEUHRURERHURHR .NUT. X(
[14:31] <@JhohCreexul> There would be some huge glaring map bug or just some jump puzzle that is like invisible and you can't get any further somewhere.
[14:31] <@Kapow> isn't that a quote from the wire?
[14:31] <@JhohCreexul> You get to a dead end, wander for a half hour, then scream FUCK THIS SHIT and delete the mod for all eternity.
[14:32] <@Kapow> invisible terrorist jump puzzle on the backs of dinosaurs
[14:32] <@JhohCreexul> GONA PLAY GUNBOWNDU
[14:32] <@JhohCreexul> Uh
[14:32] <@Jeff424> Orignally created in 1996, Future vs. Fantasy Quake (FvF for short) is a total conversion for Quake. FvF works completely as both a single player or multi-player online game.
[14:32] <@Kapow> to get to your apartment
[14:32] <@Jeff424> The wire?
[14:32] <@Jeff424> In FvF, you can select from a cast of characters from a Mage, Monk, Ninja or Fighter, to a Laser Android, Sniper, Wasteland Warrior, or a Cyborg Camper.
[14:32] <@JSP> LASER ANDROID
[14:32] <@Kapow> CYBORG CAMPER
[14:33] <@hezron> cyborg boyscout
[14:33] <@Kapow> bag of marshmallows stored in his metal leg
[14:33] <@Jeff424> Evod is based off the Nommos, meaning
[14:33] <@Kapow> flamethrower for lighting campfires
[14:33] <@JhohCreexul> LET ME KNOW IF I MISS ANYTHING
[14:33] * @JhohCreexul (creaksull@=23zdh703400rcc.gardnc01.mi.comcast.net) Quit (QUIT: User exited.)
[14:33] <@Kapow> his entire body transforms into a tent
[14:34] <@hezron> i miss posting dragonguyver updates
[14:34] <@Jeff424> he's pitching a tent
[14:34] <@hezron> the summaries were fun to write :(
[14:34] <@Kapow> hezron did you finish?
[14:34] <King-Prawn> Somebody needs to make a half-life 2 mod where you go round shooting mod makers in the face
[14:34] <@hezron> i posted jan2004
[14:34] <@Kapow> prawn they already had that idea but better
[14:34] <@hezron> there's nothing left
[14:35] <@Kapow> Jhoh Cable: Here's a great idea for a mod. READY? You play Gordon Freeman, and you find a time machine, and you use it to take HL2 mod creators, who've given up on their stupid HL2 mod idea, back to the past to meet themselves when they were actually thinking they would make their HL2 mod.
[14:35] <@Gigant0r> there's no such thing as a time machine
[14:36] <@hezron> grimes is right
[14:36] <@hezron> that paragraph is a hoax
[14:36] <@Kapow> there is in the dinosaur and terrorist filled world of half-life 2
[14:36] <@Jeff424> Daerus! she cried out in relief, sensing his fear for her and all his terrible longing. Tell me what to do! How am I to free you of all this blackness?
[14:36] <@Kapow> how do you think the dinosaurs got there in the first place
[14:36] <@Jeff424> he felt the first few tendrils of the same disgusting mental sludge that had overcome Daerus slowly entering her thoughts.